Oprah is JUST like us! No! Seriously! She is!
It doesn't matter that she's a multi-millionaire, she's still as down-to-earth as ever!
But how do we know this?!
But if you're curious to see just HOW normal Oprah is then ch-ch-check out our list…AFTER THE JUMP!!!
Iowa Man Literally Forklifts The Fudge Out Of A Money-Grubbing Vending Machine, But Ends Up With His Twix Wrapped In A Pink Slip!
Like Wall Street CEOs & used car salesmen, vending machines are NOTORIOUS for stealing money from the hungry and the destitute!
And there's a vending machine in Milford, Iowa that's apparently worse than most!!!
Veteran and forklift operator Robert McKevitt wasn't having it, though! He stuck a dollar in the aforementioned vending machine at his warehouse and waited patiently for his carmel-drizzled, milk chocolate-coated Twix bar.
It. Never. Came.
The 27-year-old described his thought process:
Frozen's Let It Go Inspires The Best Three Minutes Of Local News You Might Ever See! Watch A PERFECT Parody HERE!
All the other anchors can go home now — Cincinnati's Bob Herzog has won at doing the news today!
The WKRC-TV traffic guru likes to put on a weekly Dance Party Friday performance, but today the delightful dude outdid himself when he tapped into one of the best bits from Frozen!
He took Let It Go and turned it into something even MORE memorable!!
Ch-ch-check out his Just Don't Go parody (above)!
AH-Mazing!!! This song makes us never want to go outside again!
But, you know, in a good way, LOLz!!
Revenge is usually a dish best served cold. But one Arizona pizzeria is unleashing a piping-hot plate of payback to lawmakers who passed an anti-gay bill this week!
AZ Senate Bill 1062 gives business owners in the state the right to deny service to the LGBT community based on religious freedom!
So basically, legal discrimination…
As sick to our stomachs as this bill makes us, we might still have an appetite for a slice of Rocco’s Little Chicago pizza because their new store policy is just DELICIOUS!
They’re reserving the right to refuse service to Arizona legislators!
Rocco’s posted this picture (above) on Facebook of a sign hanging in their window that states the restaurant's new anti-politician policy, along with a caption that read:
These past 24 hours have been a roller coaster for reigning NBA MVP LeBron James!
Last night, after getting whacked in the face by a dreamy dude in basketball shorts — not short enough, if you ask us — the 29-year-old superstar tumbled to the ground and broke his beautiful nose!
Ouch!!! Tough luck, stud!
Today, though? Different story!!
It's just been announced that Space Jam, a.k.a. the most AH-Mazing partially animated basketball movie of all time, is getting a sequel and LeBron is pegged to be its star!
Noooo!! But we LOVE her show!!
Ya know, like if her show ISN'T renewed for another season!
And how has she prepared?!?
Well, she'll just go back to doing what she's put on hold for a year - movies!
One Direction Gives Directioners Something To Look Forward To With A Trip Down Memory Lane! Watch Their Miami Memories HERE!
The world cannot get enough of these cuties and vice versa!
Appropriately titled Miami Memories, the guys give their insatiable Directioners some of their favorite memories when they started off their U.S. leg of the Take Me Home!
Take a look at all those memories made last year in Miami (above)!!