This… is news we didn't expect to land our eyes on today!
Ariel Castro, the monster that raped and held captive three young women for over a decade, might NOT have died by committing suicide! Instead, the state is looking into whether or not it was auto-erotic asphyxiation. You know, cutting off your air flow to achieve a heightened orgasm.
In other words, choking yourself while masturbating.
The state ALSO said two guards falsified
It seems that even Miley Cyrus' old alter ego Hannah Montana disapproves of her twerking! Well, Miley DID say she had been murdered…
In a weird Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde development, Miley has completely disappeared from anything attributed to Hannah Montana on iTunes!
Don't believe us? Here's the cast of Hannah Montana: The Movie that appears on Apple's media library:
Gurl, that is one MAYJOR piece of bling!
Kaley Cuoco was spotted filling up her Range Rover's gas tank and while she was waiting she made SURE her ring was twinkling!!
Though, Kaley was looking PREEETTTYY pissed that she had to wait for the gas to finish pumping!
Smile lady, you're engaged to hottie mchottie Ryan Sweeting and if you need a reminder, just look down at that ring.
Not only does your adorbsies fiancé have good taste in women, he's got damn good taste in diamonds!
You found a winner!!!
[Image via Sam Sharma/Pacific Coast News.]
Oh man, with all these fights, how ever will you make it to the Year 3000?!?!?!
The Jonas Brothers recently canceled their upcoming tour due to a disagreement over their musical direction.
Sources have come forward to say that this is the ONLY reason Joe, Nick and Kevin have canceled!
Ya know… not because of poor ticket sales!
The source says:
Reese Witherspoon gets saucy on the cover of Elle magazine's November issue.
The actress proudly displays her beautiful boobage in a black Versace dress strategically cut to direct our eyes straight to Reese's tatas!
It's the best kind of clothing design ever!
Reese also has on a single David Yurman bracelet, which is barely noticeable in the shadow of her bosom.
Ch-ch-check out a second version of the hot shot in the gallery (below)!
[Image via Thomas Whiteside/Elle]
We hope you've bought your tissue in bulk already.
Tonight, Glee will air their Cory Monteith tribute episode at 9pm ET/PT on FOX.
Ever since his tragic overdose of alcohol and heroin in July, Hollywood and the Gleekdom just haven't been the same. We know the staff of Ryan Murphy's hit show have crafted something truly special to celebrate the life of Cory and his character, Finn, and we know it because we've been keeping up with it! A lot.
But we know it's a lot, so in case you need to catch up… get the setlist, synopsis, interviews from Lea Michele, etc. …AFTER THE JUMP!!!
This doesn't look forced at all! LOLz!
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills' Lisa Vanderpump and Adrienne Maloof proved that acting is NOT their strength at the LA Fashion Magazine party last night!
The not-so-friendly former co-stars couldn't even pretend to like one another as they attempted to pose lovingly for the cameras!
Is it just us, or does Lisa look like she's going to barf at the touch of Adrienne's lips?!
At least now we know the real dramz of reality TV! HA!
[Image via LA Fashion Magazine.]