The Daily Show opened their Wednesday night show with two equally important news stories:
The recently approved nuclear arms deal with Iran…
And Justin Bieber’s run-in with the law following an egg attack against his next-door neighbor.
What you may not have realized is Biebs and Congress actually have a lot in common, according to Jon Stewart!
The late night host explained how a group of Washington lawmakers who are now AGAINST the deal for peace with Iran are essentially no different from the pop star, saying:
"Congress is the Justin Bieber of our government. [They’re] throwing away a tremendous opportunity because of immaturity and a lack of self-control.”
Wow. Being compared to Congress? That might be the harshest insult of all!
But as much as Jon pokes fun at JB's dirty dozen snafu, he also can’t help but be in awe of Justin’s “incredibly smooth chest!”
Watch the whole HIGHlarious segment…AFTER THE JUMP!!!
Johnny Depp must like it, because he put a ring on it!
We told you Amber Heard was spotted rocking a rock, but gurl did a pretty good job keeping the ring covered.
But the engagement deets AND ring can no longer be hidden because the juicy news about them being engaged has spilled!
Not only can we tell you these two are headed toward the aisle, but we have the pic that will move a thousand ladies (and quite a few gentlemen for that matter) to tears!
An insider has revealed that this engagement isn't exactly new news to those in the know
We don't think this news will help bring up American Idol's ratings all too much.
After a dismal season premiere on Wednesday night, AI had it's fair share of adorably cute moments and some straight up awkward ones!
If you thought Sam Atherton's behavior and audition was super weird, it's about to get even weirder!
Apparently the failed contestant was convicted in 2010 for reportedly jerking off in a frozen lemonade truck in front of a bunch of children!!
An eyewitness at the scene of the crime told police that after Sam finished serving a group of churchgoers and their children, he noticed the 23-year-old was:
"Bobbing his head up and down … with an intense look on his face."
The witness also claimed he approached the failed AI contestant and saw that his pants were down around his ankles.
The songwriter's excuse was that he had a severe case of fungus on his foot and he was just itching away the pain. He was then convicted on two counts of lewdness and sentenced with two years of probation.
Told you things got weird! Did the casting people over at American Idol miss this on Sam's background check?!
Take a look at his audition (above)!
Oh geez…Oprah is going to be pissed!
Lindsay Lohan is taking
mature CAH-razy steps towards ensuring her precious sobriety— by spending paid evenings in bars and nightclubs!
Sources have revealed that Lindz has become besties with London's club kids, and made connections to negotiate paid appearance deals!
We're talking $5K - $15K per event at her choice of nightclubs/hot spots!
That's like 19 pairs of Neofilo classic patent Louboutin pumps!
It's nearly 15 Gucci sukey original GG fabric totes!
Lindsay has apparently already made some paid visits to clubs and has more scheduled—but totes claims she's stone cold sober amidst boozy temptation!
On the Critics' Choice Awards red carpet last night, Oprah revealed she had a chat with LiLo two days ago—so we can't help but think the former talk show host is über disappointed in the starlet's behavior!
[Image via WENN.]
We've heard some pretty funny missed connection stories, but this may be the most MILE HIGHlarious!
Jonah Hill was getting his flirt on with a first class cutie when tragedy - and hilarity - struck the airplane bathroom!
We can't decide which is worse: what happens in this heartbreakingly humiliating story, or repeating it all in front of Carey Mulligan, Robert De Niro, and Sylvester Stallone!
Ch-ch-check out the video (above) to hear the whole terrible tale!
What happens when you mix basketball and One Direction?
Let's just say the NBA gets a whole lot sexier!!
Last night, the Brooklyn Nets and Atlanta Hawks went across the pond and had a very special matchup at O2 Arena in London!
So, Liam Payne decided to treat his lovely girlfriend Sophia Smith to a romantic date and nabbed some court side seats for the game!
The two love birds looked like they had an absolute blast as they took in the action and even pretended they were on the kiss cam by sharing some smooches!
Oh, Sophiam! We just can't get enough of you!
[Image via Getty Images.]
One play more…another play, another destiny…this never ending road to more Tonys…the audience who seems to know his prime, will let him read some more lines…one play more!
Hugh Jackman is bringing his huge jacked manliness back to Broadway, as he was just cast in the play The River, which is coming across the pond from London with favorable reviews!
In fact, Hugh Jackman confirmed the AH-Mazing news on his Instagram: