This sh*t's bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
According to sources, they just signed a contract with rocker grrrl Gwen Stefani!!!!
Clarissa Melissa is really about to explain it all…
Melissa Joan Hart is releasing a tell-all!!!
And she's ready to open up about her former party-girl days, including hardcore drug use and random hookups!
The Melissa And Joey star plans to drop bombshells in her book, Melissa Explains It All, revealing an extremely dark past, full of bad habits and friends:
Enrique Iglesias' new song Heart Attack is both musically, and cardiac arresting!
This newly dropped single has some beats that seriously get our pulse rising! We don't know if we need a Bayer Aspirin, or a dance floor, but we require it STAT!
SRSLY, we think we just found the next song everyone will be dancing to, and we love it with all of our atriums and ventricles!
Ch-ch-check out Enrique's new seksi single (ABOVE) and just see if you don't flatline after listening!!!
Nothing says romance quite like a New England sleep-away camp!
At least that's what Jake Gyllenhaal was thinking when he shared his first kiss at Camp Walt Whitman in New Hampshire!
The 32-year-old actor spilled the beans on his first smooch, and even gave up the lucky gal's name:
Justin Bieber, your seksi body is only so big! You're going to run out of room to put all of these tattoos!
At least in places we can see anyway!
Biebs went under the needle yet AGAIN to get some new ink done onto his back!
No, no, he didn't get a tramp stamp. Justin's new tat is actually over his right shoulder blade and is a verse out of the Bible!
Biebsie's new tattoo reads:
Jacques DUMPED the Countess!
What the WHAT!!!
LuAnn is apparently "devastated" by Jacques' decision.
A source said:
Wanna impress your child and get extra love points?
Then take 'em to Disneyland obviously!!!
Which is exactly what Jack Osbourne and his wife Lisa Stelly did when they brought their baby Pearl to the Happiest Place On Earth this past Tuesday!
The three of them were ALL SMILES as they posed in front of Sleeping Beauty's castle!
Plus we were lovin' the Mickey ears the two parents had on! Where was Pearl's though?
They need to get her some stat!!!
The Dancing With The Stars daddy seemed to enjoy taking a break from his grueling training on the reality show, and we don't blame him!
We'd much rather be in Disneyland over practically everything else in the world!
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