So… this happened!
The poster for Cam Gigandet's upcoming raunch-com just went live and, well, there aren't really words to describe it!
As you might be able to tell from the super awkward artwork (above), it's a buddy film about Cam and his wisecracking d*ck — sadly, that's not a euphemism for a private detective.
True, Bad Johnson looks and sounds about as mediocre as a roll around in the hay with the timeworn bones of President Lyndon B. Johnson, but it's hard to argue with Cam's chiseled abs and glorious tufts of leg hair!!