John Goodman is such a good man to host Saturday Night Live!
In fact, he's done it 13 times! Whoa, watch out Alec Baldwin and Steve Martin, he's coming for you!
John teamed up with Taran Killam and the two killed us with laughter as they caroled, hugged, and were even downsized to the scale of a Christmas ornament!
Ch-ch-check out the HIGHlarious promo (above)!!!
Heeeeeere we go! Teen Mom 2's Jenelle Evans is about to become a Teen Mom 2 herself — she's expecting her second kid!!
Oh god!! Bah-bra is not going to be happy!!!!
She and her boyfriend Nathan Griffith are having the child together, and apparently, she's only told a few people, as insider confirmed:
While Scott Disick goes on topless outings in Miami with the boys, Kourtney Kardashian is back home in El Lay going on adventures with her kiddies!
The oldest Kardashian sissy took Mason and Penelope to the happiest place on Earth on Tuesday!
Kourt was spotted sporting some golden mouse ears as she, her kids, and friends made their way around Disneyland!
The hot momma shared her excitement:
Well, helllllllo nurse!
A super seXXXay pic of James Franco crunching his junk is ALLEGEDLY floating around the internetz right now, but the world is having trouble verifying its authenticity because he apparently quickly deleted it!
According to the internet — and the internet never lies, right? — the 127 Hours star posted a ridiculously risqué pic on Instagram earlier showing his happy trail, a totally sex-ay tuft of public hair, and the veins of what appeared to be his forearm, which appears to be positioned in such a way that he might have very well been holding a handful of his own manhood!
Between making out with a naked Seth Rogen in his Kanye West parody and deep throating a handgun in Spring Breakers, there's honestly little the 35-year-old actor could do to at this point to surprise us!
Still, for all we know this could be photoshopped!
We compiled all of the evidence & want U to decide for yourself…AFTER THE JUMP!!!
You can look but you better not touch, Jason Sudeikis!
The SNL alum left his preggo fiancée Olivia Wilde at home and sat court-side at a Lakers game with his bros this week!
He may have come for the basketball but the real action happened at halftime!
Ch-ch-check out Jason getting a good glance at the luscious Laker Girls as they did their routine in front of him!
Who cares about Kobe Bryant being back! Look at dat ass!
Alright, we hope you enjoyed the seXXXy show. But just remember, Jas. You’ve got a girl of your own who loves you very much!
Maybe Olivia would be willing to get some pom-poms for the bedroom and see what happens??
See more shots of Jason’s hardwood spectacle below!
[Image via Ramey Pix.]
Cat ladies, rejoice!
Mena Suvari and her boyfriend Salvador Sanchez have one of the best Christmas cards we've ever seen, and we have a feeling you're going to fall in love!
The cute couple got in the holiday spirit by posing for the card wearing matching Xmas sweaters and putting her AH-dorable white cat on purrr-fect display.
Srsy, have you SEEN a more ridiculous yet lovable Christmas card?!
Luckily, Mena shared the pic for the world to see (to bring world peace, obvs) and wrote:
We're not sure if he gets to personally ban people from Facebook (like the Winklevoss twins), but if he is, thank you Mark Zuckerberg!
Following Tila Tequila's posting of a photo of herself in a Nazi uniform, an entry in which she claimed Paul Walker was murdered, and pro-Hitler posts on Facebook, she's apparently been banned from the social network for 30 days.
According to Tila's blog, which is more pro-Nazi than a villain in an Indiana Jones film, her posts and pictures were taken down by Facebook, and it looks like she'll have to take a break from posting about her BFF Adolf Hitler for the next month: