Gotta Hide Your Gun Somewhere? Why Not Try Your Vagina Like This 19 Year-Old Girl From Tennessee Did!
Are vaginas the new gun holsters or something?!?! What is happening?!?
This is the SECOND time in six months that someone has hidden a loaded gun in their vajayjay!!
19-year-old Dallas Archer was arrested in Tennessee for driving with a suspended license, but when she was brought to the jail for booking, the cops found the gun hidden in the hidey-hole that is her vagina!
The officers found
The Reconciliation Rumors Were True! Real Housewives' Ramona Singer Preparing To Call Off Her Divorce From Hubby Mario!
WHOA! Stop the presses like she's stopping those divorce papers! HA!
But apparently, the reconciliation has been in the works for a long time!
So long, in fact, that they've been going to couple's counseling which is what sparked the newfound feelings Ramona has for Mario!
Meg Ryan's Disembodied Voice Is Coming To TV! America, Meet "The (Future) Mother" From How I Met Your Dad!
Or should we just start calling it "How I Met Your Father, But He's Dead, So This Is Really All About Me Dating Your Uncle" now?
Meg Ryan has been casted as Sally on How I Met Your Dad!
Oh! Then what they should really title is how How Sally Met Harry! Right? C'mon, if the dad's name isn't Harry…
But we're getting ahead of ourselves. Now, some of you might be a bit confused, since it's already been widely reported that Greta Gerwig would be playing Sally in the How I Met Your Mother spin-off!
But think reeeeeeal hard. We know some of you have blocked out the show since the finale for emotional reasons, but remember how HIMYM was formatted?
Well, much like Bob Saget's prominent role in How I Met Your Mother, the When Harry Met Sally actress will be lending her vocal talents as the narrator of the show.
A "future" Sally, if you will!
Although her character will never be seen by audience members, we're all still excited to hear her narrate her younger counterpart's life!
[Image via BauerGriffinOnline.]
Well, we guess she's just fine with not being her stepmother anymore!
Why else would she be so candid??
Oprah Winfrey's former stepmother Barbara Winfrey, who was married to Oprah's dad Vernon for fourteen years, had some words to say about the television icon.
And they were NOT nice!
Here's what she recently said:
Sofia Vergara's beauty never ceases to amaze!
The Modern Family star looked flawless as always in a white lace Zuhair Murad dress at the Tribeca Film Festival premiere of Chef in NYC last night.
The dress' mesh yoke also beautifully accentuated the actress' renowned cleavage!
Gold sandals and a silver clutch completed her look. She's so glowy! Doesn't she look like she's still in her 20s???
[Image via Andres Otero/WENN.]