That's the only word we can think of since we heard this wonderful news!
Scratch that! She's the mother of TWO adorable daughters!
[Image via Judy Eddy/WENN.]
Awww! Poor guy!
Why? Did he force him? Suspect him?! Blackmail him?!?!?
Nope! It's waaaay more awkward than that!
Joey actually walked in on Lance with another guy!
Just yesterday, Rachel Canning lost a controversial legal battle with her parents when she tried to sue them for college tuition and claimed they kicked her out of the house as soon as she turned 18!
Well it turns out there's a whole lot more to the story than she originally led us to believe!
Over the past couple of weeks, Rachel has been staying at her best friend's house, whose father just so happens to be her lawyer Jon Inglesino! Well her parents aren't too happy about that, and not just because he decided to fund her legal action, but because they say his family is a horrible influence on her and has given her alcohol in the past!
Her father, Sean Canning opened up about his previous experiences with the Inglesino family, and it did NOT sound too good:
When we say 80,000 calories, what do you think of?
40 days worth of food? Yeah, that's what most normal people would think.
But not Arnold Schwarzenegger!!
When Arnie hears 80,000 calories he thinks one thing… sandwich!
When California's former governator teamed up with the guys from Epic Meal Time, things got intense.
Like, cooking ostrich eggs, each with 150 grams of protein, on the hot metal of Arnold's personal, fully functional, M47 tank kind of intense.
Combine that with almost 10,000 calories of bread, 13,000 calories of cheese and 32,000 calories of bacon and you're on your way to one hell of a Steak and Egger Sandwich.
Add a couple of extra tens of thousands of calories of beef and blammo, you've got an 80,000 calorie sandwich the likes of which has never before been seen!
PRESS PLAY (above) to see the epic sandwich being made and watch Arnold take one of the epic meal guys for a ride in his friggin' tank!! GROSS BUT AMAZING.
So this is why she missed the Oscars!
Emma Thompson may have played London's worst pie-maker in Wednesday's opening night performance of Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street, but early word is pretty sweet!
Emma is getting rave reviews for her Mrs. Lovett, the role originated by Angela Lansbury and made famous in the 2007 film by Helena Bonham Carter.
Ch-ch-check out the pics (below) to see gurl tearing off her dress and going crazy on that dough!
We have got to get tickets!
[Image via Joseph Marzullo/WENN.]
She kissed a girl…
We think she liked it…
And now Katy Perry is ready to spank it?!
After KatyCat mean girl commented on the smooch that her and Miley Cyrus shared last month during her Bangerz concert, we were eager to see how Miles would respond! Today, we got our answer — our biiiig shady answer!
Since battle lines were drawn, we were expecting an epic brawl of words between the two pop divas…
But it looks like this war of words is a playful one!
Katy replied to Miley's rebuttle just now, with this sinful tweet:
No surprises here that this picture is controversial.
This model shared a throwback picture of herself as a baby on Instagram, but we're not sure what she was expecting the response was going to be, but so far, she's drawing lots of criticism!
In the picture, she's a youngin' with a cigarette in her mouth, and it's truly gross!
Find out WHO this little smoker is AFTER THE JUMP!!!
Well, Khal Drogo is no longer around so of COURSE she's a free lady!
Oh, wait, that's just on Game of Thrones! LOLz! JK!
Or lack thereof!
Emilia admitted there are no
dragons men in her life right now!