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A New App That Teaches How To Tongue A Lady…By Having You Lick Your Phone First! Ewww!

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See if you can get through this post without dry heaving…

There’s a new app out called Lick This that promises to teach those who…ahem…dive for pearls in the bedroom, how to hit their lady’s sunken treasure juuuuust right.

Hey, we’re all for personal pleasure! But the way this app is training your tongue to be better at oral sex…is by having you practice on your phone first!

Chyeah. Going down on your GROSS phone!

HUUUUURL!

You may not know this but cell phones are DISGUSTING! Think of where that thing has been! Now you’re going to put your mouth on it?!

Um…no thanks!

But, if you are desperate enough to need some taco tickle training, we suggest you Lysol wipe your mobile before you start eating it out!

HUUUUUURL!

Anyway, the app features several practice lessons, including

True Unprofessionalism!! Arkansas Judge Confesses To Leaking Charlize Theron's Adoption Info Months Before She Announced She Had A Son!

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Two years ago, Charlize Theron officially became a mommy when she announced she had adopted her adorable son Jackson, who just turned 2 in January!

However, despite her best efforts to keep everything under wraps it wasn't exactly a surprise for some because the exciting news had been leaked months ahead of time!

An Arkansas judge named Mike Maggio admitted to sharing info of Charlize's adoption on a Louisiana State Univeristy website under the username geauxjudge and telling other users that the actress was

Rita Ora Turned Down An X Factor UK Judging Seat AND Over $1 Million! She's Too Busy Being 50 Shades Of Fierce!

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The unimaginable has happened! Simon Cowell has been rejected!

Rita Ora has declined Simon's ultra exclusive invitation to join the X Factor UK judging panel next season and it'll cost her about $1.6 million.

BELIEVE IT.

Instead of sitting high and comfy between Louis Walsh and Sharon Osbourne, Rita is wayyyy more interested in working on her own career.

Besides her role in the super anticipated 50 Shades Of Grey, Rita's new album is coming out this summer, so it's no surprise she would rather not be distracted from her plans for U.S. domination.

Regardless of the reasoning, the thought of anyone saying "no" to Simon is HIGHlarious — especially when we imagine it with Rita's sass! HA!

Oh well! Guess Simon will just have to find another songbird to replace Nicole Scherzinger.

Aaron Paul Called A 90-Year-Old Grandmother A B*tch! Hear The Whole Story HERE!

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Breaking Bad made Aaron Paul a star!

Unfortunately it also gets him called a "b*tch" every single day of his life!

And being the nice guy that he is, he never turns down requests to call fans b*tches either! No matter how old they are!

Ch-ch-check out the video (above) to see Aaron tell Graham Norton about the time he gave a 90-year-old grandma the full-on Jesse Pinkman!

Sarah Jessica Parker Goes For A Younger Look! Would Carrie Bradshaw Approve Of This Outfit?

Sara Jessica Parker looks chic while promoting her shoe line at Nordstrom in LA!

Probably! Ha!

Considering that Sarah Jessica Parker played Carrie Bradshaw for YEARS, it’s only logical that she picked up on Carrie’s unique sense of style during her Sex and the City days!

So of course SJP rocked a Carrie-friendly look while hanging out in the name of her SJP Collection at Nordstrom in LA on Thursday.

She wore a lace Dolce & Gabbana frock over a black tights and a black long sleeve shirt, then added a pop of color with shoes from her line!

A few choice pieces of jewelry, a dazzling smile, and a half up-do completed her ensem.

P.S. CLICK HERE to get Carrie-d away with Sarah's glorious shoes!!

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