Send in the clowns!!!
Thanks to Fizbo, Cameron's hilarious clown alter ego on Modern Family(played by the even more hilarious Eric Stonestreet), we've learned that there are four kinds of clowns:
1. A tramp 2. Auguste 3. A whiteface, and 4. A character.
Now, if only the rest of the country would take clowning this seriously….
The reason why??
The problem isn't some sort of new problem, it's
Insanity! Absolute INSANITY!
Just finding out that Kanye West is commissioning a Yeezus-inspired film is big enough news to blow away our britches, but we never would've guessed which creative genius he has tapped to take a crack at the film's script!
Here's a hint: The last feature flick this dude penned stared Lindsay Lohan & a plethora of porn stars!
Yup, we're talking about Canyons scribe Bret Easton Ellis!
In a recent interview with Vice, the scandalous author took questions on the project.
Kate Middleton might be a princess, but at the end of the day she's JUST like the rest of us!
That means she has to do normal, everyday stuff like the rest of us, like picking up dog poop!!
OK, maybe we should backtrack a bit here. The Duchess of Cambridge went for a stroll in London with Prince George and her doggy Lupo!
Well apparently her precious pooch had a big breakfast before they left, because suddenly the royal canine had to go to the bathroom! Luckily, Kate came prepared with plastic baggies and had no problem picking up after Lupo!!
Wow! We guess the Duchess really isn't afraid to get down and dirty!!
[Image via Pacific Coast News.]
Taylor Swift Crashes Ed Sheeran's Tour Video Diary! And What She Mentions Will Convince You She's In On The Jokes!
Oh, Taylor, she's so silly! These two are the greatest friends each other could ever have!
The musically-inclined ginger prince gave everyone a behind-the-scenes look at what he's been up to and even talks about his upcoming album!
We were pretty surprised to see The Game make an appearance in his video diary. But what really surprised us is Swifty's HIGHlarious sense of humor about her statuesque height!
Take a look (above) to get caught up on Ed's AH-Mazing and exciting life, including his fun times with his BFF!!
What a dashing duo!! Literally.
These two are clearly unstoppable. And the same can be said of their style streaks!
Stunning Suki chiced out in a fully black ensem, which included a wool coat, simple frock, and fabby laced-up pumps!
Then there was Bradley who was decked out in head-to-toe Tom Ford, looking absolutely swoon-worthy in his velvety midnight blue suit!
These two make such a beautiful couple, don't you think???
[Image via WENN.]
Here's another one added to the books!
The Bump and Grind singer has reportedly been falling behind on child support payments, and if he fails to show up to his rescheduled court hearing in March, R. Kelly could face jail time!
This all started when his ex-wife, Andrea Kelly, claimed in legal docs that her ex-hubby failed to pay child support and said he fell behind $100k in payments, although the singer eventually paid the debt off.
Now, R. Kelly is in deep shiz for missing a court hearing in November. A source said of his missed court appearance:
Jimmy Fallon's First Tonight Show Tops The Ratings Of Conan O'Brien's, But How'd He Match Up With Jay Leno?
We think Jimmy Fallon looks pretty good behind his new desk, and viewers seem to agree as well, for the most part!
Jimmy had 11.31 million viewers tuning in last night during his inaugural episode, which was over 2 million more watching than there were during Conan O'Brien's premiere back in 2009. However, the two had the same rating of 3.8 in the 18-48 demographic.