This sh*t's bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
According to sources, they just signed a contract with rocker grrrl Gwen Stefani!!!!
First, the magical Maleficent perfection that was Once Upon A Dream came out with spooky flawlessness…
And now, we sort of know when her new album Ultraviolence will be dropping!?!
Lana Del Rey, you are a unique goddess, and we thank you!
During an impromptu fan autograph sesh that was posted to YouTube on February 8th, the sultry songstress accidentally revealed that her new music will be released on May 1st!
WHAAAAA?! Say it isn't so-la-ti-do!
After realizing she was being recorded, Lana did seem to backtrack slightly when remembering that no actual date has been set in stone—but we're thrilled the jams could be coming out in just a few months!
She also gushed about her current love affair with the new collection of music:
Fly, Flappy Bird! Fly through those pipes!
We all felt like our wings had been clipped when the developer of the highly addicting game Flappy Bird removed the game from the iPhone and Android app stores, but now you can buy smart phones that had previously downloaded the game online!
Yay! And they're only thousands of dollars! Yay…wait, what now?
Different eBay vendors are selling their iPhones and Androids from anywhere between $300 and $5,000, most of them for the iPhone 5S!
One iPhone 5 has now reached $90,000 in an auction after 62 birds…uh, bids flapped the price up from its starting position at $750!
Because when we think of an appropriate use of $90,000, our minds immediately go to a game where you press a screen to make a 2D bird fly between plumbing.
Who knows? Maybe the developer will put the very simple game up on the app store again, and make everyone who went on eBay extremely regretful.
Shut every front door…and coffin lid! Could this be a new couple?! Forget the girl on fire! Gale is looking to land a girl with a bit more bite!
Miley Cyrus and Ian Somerhalder might need to turn away if they're reading this because their seksi respective exes Liam Hemsworth and Nina Dobrev were spotted out together on a date in Atlanta on Friday night!
We always wondered what it would be like when one perfect set of genes met another, and now we have the photo that shows us once and for all!
The two were caught deep in (hopefully flirtatious) convo, and were spotted by multiple people who posted about their appearance on Twitter:
While she may prefer baggy sweatshirts and jeans, there’s no doubt this gurl can rock girly skirts and dresses too!!
On the front of the mag, she wears a multicolor Emilio Pucci frock that sports all sorts of busy patterns and designs, but it’s what’s on the inside that counts!
Well, in this case, what’s inside the magazine!
Well, at least it seems to be working for her!
Which confuses us to no end since people went CRAZY over those books!
Not only has she come clean about her naivety, but
Bella Swan KStew told Marie Claire she has no idea what she's doing most of the time and that's exactly how she loves it.
This situation has been so, so difficult to hear about.
Dylan Farrow bravely came forward in an open letter in the New York Times to address her molestation accusations against Woody Allen, and since then there has been a whirlwind around her.
And while there have been a lot of claims on both sides, there are some serious facts in this difficult and painful matter.
We've got ten facts for you about the molestation accusation that are important to keep in mind: