This sh*t's bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
According to sources, they just signed a contract with rocker grrrl Gwen Stefani!!!!
People are pretty fed up with the quality of things — especially living quarters — over there in Sochi, Russia, where the current Winter Olympic games are being held (like you didn't know that)!
Well, things just got even worse when U.S. bobsledder Johnny Quinn actually got STUCK in the bathroom of his hotel room!
It was so bad, he had to BREAK himself out, which makes us think that
We can't imagine having to go through this whole ordeal once, let alone having to now do it TWICE.
Amanda Knox went through one of the worst & most terrifying experiences anyone could possibly think up while studying abroad.
She survived it all when she was acquitted, found innocent, and released back to the U.S. in 2011.
Being "marked" as a criminal makes her feel as if she's been diagnosed with cancer!
Good thing he has celebs like Miley Cyrus to let him know exactly how to succeed in show business WITH really trying!
What in the??!?!
How much do you guys know about Parody Law??
It's what you can claim in court if you're lampooning something without permission — think Weird Al's music, except he always asks for permission first!
That's EXACTLY what the owners of the brand new Dumb Starbucks coffee shop in Los Feliz, California, are claiming to avoid legal woes!
Though, we're pretty sure they'll have legal grief regardless, but they say that's for their lawyers to worry about! LOLz!
The coffee shop looks exactly like a regular Starbucks — from the logo to the font, to the offerings — but the main difference is that it's NOT affiliated with the giant coffee chain, and they put the word 'dumb' in front of everything!
So how can they get away with it?
When we say "awk," you say "ward." Awk! "Ward!" Awk! "Ward!"
In a sit down for the upcoming move Robocop, Sam brought up Samuel's Super Bowl commercial, which would have been a great talking point if Samuel had actually done a Super Bowl commercial this year.
But no, Sam meant Laurence's ad for Kia, and while he apologized profusely to Samuel, Mr. Jackson was mercilessly unrelenting in his obliteration of Sam.
Ch-ch-check out Samuel HIGHlarious ripping this poor anchor a new one (above)!!!
If this doesn't make your heart pitter-patter, well then, you clearly are a robot!
Jack Osbourne and Lisa Stelly took Pearl to the Happiest Place on Earth this past Sunday, and who else did they invite? Why none other than Auntie Kelly!
The little lady got to meet Jessie from Toy Story, in which Kelly Osbourne took the cutest pic ever! The cowgirl hat on her precious little head is killing us!!! Ovary explosions!!
She then rode a dolphin on the King Triton's Carousel of the Sea and so many other wonderful magical rides.
We're SO happy to see this adorable family spending time together! Especially at Disneyland!
One can do no better!!!
[Image via Kelly Osbourne's Instagram.]