That's right, E!, Kris Humphries WILL get a pay increase per episode or he'll sue your pants right the hell off!

Apparently Kris is unhappy with how the show is portraying him, and feels like it's the reason why it's been doing so well this season. Which means, without him and his divorce, the show would have nothing! Nothing, he says!

So he wants to go from $28,500 an episode to $50,000 an episode — or he'll bring shizz down with lawyers!

"Kris is freaking out about his finances, even though the NBA lockout has ended. After all, it's his storyline that is making the show a success this season! He was nothing more than a disposable groom, used for ratings. He feels he deserves some type of compensation."

How do you not realize you're a disposable groom waaaaaaay in advance??

And sure, we get that it sucks that Kim is portraying you as the evildoer in the new season, but what do you really expect?

But hey! It's great that you can use our legal system to have a hissyfit — because that's totally what it's there for.

Give us a break!

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Atlanta based GeoVax Labs has inoculated its first human patient of its HIV vaccine.

The inoculation comes after successful tests on other primates.

The vaccine is designed to control the spread of HIV in the body.

President and CEO of GeoVax, Robert McNally, said the following in a statement:

A Canadian hospital conducted a study of efficiency between stairs and elevators.

Stairs won hands down.

Four doctors, aged 26 to 67, were measured taking the stairs in the six story Royal University Hospital in Saskatoon, Sasketchewan.

On average, the stairs took 13 seconds to travel one floor versus 37 seconds for an elevator.

The doctors were able to cut 15 minutes from their work day as a whole.

Sedentary workers are encouraged to take the stairs. If a worker is in a small office building, the stairs are the way to go.

However, this would be harder so a worker in a high rise office.

While the health benefits of stairs haven't been researched, doing light activity throughout the day decreases fat, blood pressure and waist size.

It is still recommended that people find alternative methods to exercise as well.

A fight broke out during a Lingerie Football League game, and let us tell you, it's not that sexy. In fact, it looks pretty brutal. And immature.

Either way, it makes for an entertaining little clip because of how ridiculous the whole idea of it is!

Check it out above!

Snooki has been hitting the gym. HARD!

The guidette has slimmed down and she wants to her new look with her Twitter followers.

Showing off two bikini photos, Snooki looks fab!

She says she wants to stay consistent and stick with her training and diet regiments.

Check out the pictures of Snooki's transformation!

The Los Angeles Clippers are making moves to step out the Lakers shadow.

All-Star and Olympian Chris Paul is leaving the New Orleans Hornets and coming to the Clips.

In a large trade, the Clips will send Eric Gordon, Chris Kaman, Al-Farouq Aminu and a first round pick to New Orleans.

The Hornets will send Paul and two second picks to L.A.

The deal after weeks of speculation and uncertainty from the NBA owned Hornets.

CP3 thought he was going to be a Laker, but the NBA blocked the trade.

Now, the Clippers have taken one aways from the Lakers.

Does Chris Paul make the Clippers instant contenders?

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Tis the season to be jolly, but for Karina Smirnoff, it's also a time to give back to those who need it most!

The Dancing With The Stars season 13 champion was in New York City on behalf of Lady Foot Locker and Bearpaw Boots to hand out shoes to women in need!

The seksi professional dancer distributed over 1,000 pairs of shoes on Tuesday with a smile on her face, despite the recent rumored break-up with her fiance, Brad Penny.

According to sources,