Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are REALLY good at keeping secrets!

Just take a look at her double mastectomy announcement! Everyone was stunned to hear the news of her brave choice to have preventative surgery, but one of the details some people tend to overlook is that it was almost a MONTH before any of us even knew!

But why did Brangelina decide to keep it under wraps for so long?

Well, you can pretty much count out any running for political office now!

Jose Canseco is currently under investigation for sexual assault! The report was filed in Las Vegas, and Jose says it's a bunch of bullshizz!

Of course he's gonna say that, though — would anyone who sexually assaulted some other person be all about saying they did it??

The report says the incident went down on May 10, so Jose decided to plead his case in the best arena he could… Twitter:

Understandably, Jon Bon Jovi is NOT happy with Richie Sambora's decision to leave the band (not KICKED out) after a long career together!

In fact, he's so not happy that Jon is even calling him out for substance problems AND says he's completely replaceable! Take that, professionalism and friendship!

Richie's departure from the legendary band came as a shock to the world, and didn't leave Jon with a good taste in his mouth. Here's what he said:

Regardless of whether or not Beyonce is expecting baby number 2, there's one thing we're 100% sure about. She looks FABULOUS!

So how does the queen manage to always stay in tip-top shape with her super busy schedule?

Well, nobody would argue that Beyonce gets a HUGE workout every night she hits the stage, but she also makes sure she eats right too!

Oliver Burton has cancer for the third time in his ten short years, and doctors are not optimistic.

So the brave little boy made a dying wish- to meet Queen Elizabeth II. But the Queen doesn't do that sort of thing.

Fortunately, The Queen does!

We can't be the only ones extremely exciteballz for the new Liberace movie Behind The Candelabra with Michael Douglas and Matt Damon! We REFUSE to hear anyone say otherwise! LOLz!

During a press conference for the HBO film at Cannes, Michael Douglas opened up about what the role meant to him… and how it ended up meaning so much more to him as a cancer survivor — and it had nothing to do with getting to kiss Matt Damon! LOLz!

Here's what he said:

Well this is certainly nice to hear!

It sounds like Kim Kardashian may FINALLY be extending to olive branch to her ex-boyfriend Reggie Bush as she recently congratulated him on the birth of his baby girl earlier this month!

A source says the Detroit Lions running back was caught off guard by the message, but was happy to hear from her: