Wellllll, that's not exactly how Dance Moms' Abby Lee Miller wants it to work!
As we previously reported, the TLC star plead guilty to bankruptcy fraud charges back in June, but she's making every attempt not to go to jail for her actions!
Abby is facing five years behind bars AND a $5 million fine for the over $700,000 in income she chose to conceal back in 2010.
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Now after her emotional plea back in September, Abby's team made one final attempt this week… just days before her sentencing. According to a new report, her attorneys are hoping to get the reality TV star a probation sentence.
Wow. It really does seem like it's Aaron Rodgers vs. Jordan Rodgers!
In case you missed it, the brothers' father hinted to the public about the family's strained relationship, saying "fame can change things"! So awkward.
Well, the NFL star is doing his best to keep girlfriend Olivia Munn out of this crazy family drama amid reports she was actually the cause of the rift between him and The Bachelorette-starring brother.
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According to People, a source close to Aaron says the quarterback isn't cool with the actress being implicated in their issues:
"Olivia doesn't really have anything to do with it. This is not her issue; this is the Rodgers family issue."
In fact, the source says the Office Christmas Party starlet is just being supportive for her boyfriend:
Aaron Carter is back, y'all!
The troubled singer is looking and sounding better than ever with his brand new track Sooner Or Later!
The romantic song is part of Aaron's upcoming EP LOVE, appropriately dropping on February 10 — just in time for Valentine's Day!
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LOVE goes on pre-sale tomorrow, January 20, with Sooner Or Later as an instant bonus! So what are you waiting for??
Ch-ch-check out the premiere of Sooner Or Later (above)!
Stephen Colbert took a teeny little break from bashing Donald Trump to covering his predecessor's final press conference.
But Barack Obama's message of hope, that America is "gonna be OK," was no solace for Stephen.
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Why so sad? Oh right. Because Obama's successor is already showing what an unaware buffoon he is.
Did you see that embarrassing interview on Fox & Friends?? Just let Colbert break it down for you (below)!