All of that money, and the bluetooth isn't hooked up.
No police caught Bruce, but cameras did, which is just as damning.
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Since it's Halloween, everyone is celebrating in their own ways.
Some people dress up, some eat loads and loads of candy, and if you're J.K. Rowling you release some new writing about the villain that everyone hates…
Dolores Jane Umbridge.
The Harry Potter author took to her interactive website, Pottermore.com, to release some AH-MAZING details and backstory to the toad-like witch who is the only other magic-folk to permanently scar Harry.
J.K. revealed that not only was Dolores a Slytherin, but she was also a half-blood with a muggle mom and a squib brother who she became estranged from at a young age.
Surprisingly, but also not, the pen that Dolores uses against Harry was her OWN invention! How evil is that!
The most incredible and surprising thing of all, however, is that J.K. revealed
The rivalry between Good Morning America and the Today show rages on! And just like every other year, it's decided not by ratings - but by Halloween costumes!
This year, GMA went all out with some good ones!
We love Robin Roberts as Elsa from Frozen, and George Stephanopoulos and his wife Alexandra Wentworth as George & Amal Clooney!
But the attention stealer this year has to be Lara Spencer as Prince George! HIGHlarious!
All these great costumes!
But are they enough to beat Today's Saturday Night Live theme??
Who did Halloween better?
Total Votes: 1,229
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Every year there are Halloween costumes that straddle the line between being topical and controversial, and Lily Allen's may just fall into that category this year!
Gurl was rocking some cute kicks and baring some midriff.
But upon closer examination, one could see the name tag:
Patti Stanger is backkkk and she's looking to to hook up some celebrities with a little LOVIN'!
And that includes PEREZ!!!
Surprise! It's one of the many things we've been working on in top secret!!!
Another season of Millionaire Matchmaker is returning and this time, the infamous matchmaker is helping a slew of celebrity clients!
Patti will be working her magic for these public figures, which isn't hard to do since she's a pro!
She said in a statement:
Lena Dunham has opened up about something very personal to her: her vow of celibacy.
Oh? You didn't know Lena Dunham swore to never have sex?
Well she totally did… when she was only 9-years-old!!
Because it SHOULD be!
The faboosh singer has New York street style down pat, and proved it once again on Thursday — or should we say twice again???
Swifty rocked two simple yet complete looks the day before Halloween. Her daytime ensem consisted of a gray coat, a maroon Aldo purse, and seXXXy Jerome Rousseau booties while her nighttime outfit was made up of an oversized black coat, the same purse, and simple sandals.
Most intriguingly, it's hard to tell if she was wearing any actual clothing beneath either coat. What a tease!
Welcome To New York, indeed!!
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This year, the talk show host dressed up as Amal Clooney complete with a George Clooney blow-up doll by her side.
Ha, so perfect!
What made the costume even better is that Ellen dressed up in a replica of Amal's Oscar De La Renta dress and a dark wig (talk about dedication)!
Ellen said on her show: