Mila Kunis just popped, and we could not be happier!
And just so you know, she was EARLY! She made sure her publicist let the media know! HA!
We've received official word from Lindsay Lohan's publicist, Steve Honig, that not only did Lindsay report for duty at the morgue today, but she arrived at 6:45AM, substantially early for her community service.
Such an effort. Obviously, she's taking steps to really show she is taking this seriously. We're all convinced now she is a changed person with a respect for the system and commitment to turning her life around.
Thanks for letting us know, gurl! Have fun with the toilets!!!!
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Just two months after their fairy tale wedding, US Weekly is reporting that the newlyweds "are not getting along at all." An insider explains:
"Kris is not drinking the Kardashian Kool-Aid, and it's causing major problems."
Normally, we'd commend Kris for giving up an unhealthy beverage like Kool-Aid, but not if he's substituting it with lots of booze!
Word is that the currently unemployed NBA player has been partying with friends on Kim's dime while waiting for the lockout to end. Kim, on the other hand, is busy working on her reality shows and other various business ventures, so she is NOT happy!
A family friend dished on a huge fight between the couple before Kim's birthday last Friday, explaining:
"They had it a out! She told him he need s to do something productive…He needs to get off his ass, like, yesterday."
Was marrying the man of her dreams after only 9 months a mistake? This family friend seems to think so! as the source continued:
"On some levels," the family friend continues, "she feels like she made a mistake."
Again, these will all be rumors until either Kris or Kim sets the facts straight. However, there are so many of these nasty allegations floating around, we can't help but feel like there may be some truth to them.
What's going on guys? We don't like being kept in the dark!
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Then again, at this point, we're of the opinion that he has zero shame, so maybe he's not too bothered by this.
As we reported yesterday, Michael Lohan was arrested (again) on charges of domestic violence (again!) and was dragged downtown to be thrown in jail. However, after the cops cuffed him, Michael started to complain of chest pains (again!!!) and was rushed to the hospital for treatment.
And here's where things get CRAY-CRAY!
Once he was admitted to the hospital, Michael actually tried to
Breaking News: Baby swings can double as idiot traps!
Our proof is an unidentified 21-year-old from Vallejo, CA, who made a $100 bet with his friends that he could fit in a child’s swing at Blue Rock Springs Park, police said.
The man used liquid laundry detergent as lubricant to fit what we assume are very athletic (not really) thighs through the baby-sized leg holes of the swing says a spokesman for the Vallejo Fire Department. Vallejo police Sgt. Jeff Bassett added:
"He promptly became stuck, and further swelling and circulation issues made it impossible for him to get out on his own."
That's when his good pals left the man and his shinny detergent-covered legs behind (without the $100).
So, like a rodent trap for dumb people, this poor stupid guy sat there from 9 p.m. until a groundskeeper heard him screaming for help at about 6 a.m.
When firefighters finally arrived they decided the best tactic to go about freeing him was to cut the chains and then transport him to the nearest hospital still in the swing.
So adult who spent the night rocking in a child’s swing arrived at Kaiser Permanente Vallejo Medical Center, still waring his dipper-esque swing before it was cut off with a cast cutter.
The man sustained non-life threatening injuries to his body. We hope that $100 covers his medical bills.
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It's being reported that one of the Beverly Hills ladies, Taylor Armstrong, is super close to sealing a deal for the upcoming season of DWTS.
Taylor's had one hell of a year dealing with the suicide of her husband, Russell Armstrong, but it looks like she's really pushing forward. Good! Because not only does she need it, but her little daughter does too!
If this is true, those rumors of Dancing with the Stars not liking Real Housewives might not be so true after all! They just don't like most of the women…obviously.
But we don't think they like Perez either… Tears! We'd love to do the show!!!
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