Um, can someone call Steve Harvey and see if he had something to do with this?!?!
LA LA LAND DIDN'T WIN!!
You can't make this stuff up!
Ch-ch-check out the major screw-up (above)!!
Madonna may be one of the world's biggest pop stars, but even she wasn't exempt from some "uncomfortable" questioning while she petitioned to adopt her twin daughters, Estere and Stelle, from Malawi. Hot damn!
According to the Associated Press, Judge Fiona Mwale made Madge jump through some hoops before she could bring the little girls home with her. On why she approved the Like A Prayer singer's adoption paperwork, the judge explained:
Donald Trump is smashing through Washington like a bull in a china shop, only the fine dishes are the basic rights of American citizens.
The only thing standing in his way? The Democratic Party.
But thankfully the horribleness of the new POTUS is galvanizing the Dems into action like never before. Well, some of them…
Well that didn't last long.
In case you forgot, the two A-listers have been romantically linked for the last few months, but, they haven't been spotted together since mid-January. However, this news isn't necessarily shocking since Drizzy was spotted cozying up to retired porn star Rosee Divine while in Amsterdam at the end of January.
On the Canadian artist's cooled off relationship with Jenny from the Block, a source dished to E! News:
Debra Messing's first big Hollywood movie wasn't exactly a dream come true.
In fact, the Will & Grace star recalled being "mortified" on set after being harassed and humiliated by the film's director!
Speaking at the MAKERS Conference in California this week, the actress recounted the painful experience filming the 1995 romantic drama A Walk in the Clouds under the direction of "ass-hat" Alfonso Arau.
Messing was 25 years old when she costarred with Keanu Reeves in the film, but claims the shoot went downhill after the director ambushed her with a nude scene that wasn't a part of the deal when she took the job.
When she asked for an explanation, Arau allegedly said:
"Your job is to get naked and to say the lines. That's it."
Shooting the scene was even worse, as the filmmaker insisted he needed to "set" the sheet covering her body. She remembered:
Cheryl and Liam Payne fans need to take some deep breaths! Inhale, exhale, relax!
Admirers have gone into a rumor frenzy ever since Liam returned to London from Los Angeles, where he was recording new music for his debut album.
They believe that the One Directioner's return is a sure sign that his lady love has gone into labor!
The pair's silence on social media has also been taken as some sort of gospel that they're totally having the baby like right now OMG THE BABY IS COMING!
Cheryl hasn't posted anything on her social media since early January, and Liam hasn't posted anything since this weekend. Obviously that means… something.
Here are some of our favorite frantic tweets:
Ivanka Trump Kicked To The Curb By FOUR More Retailers!
Are These The Twins Madonna Recently Adopted???
Celebs React To Donald Trump's Stupid Ass Nordstrom Tweet!
Simone Biles Calls Out Gabby Douglas! Get The Deets On The Gymnastics Drama & Who The Other Final Five Side With!
Kellyanne Conway Tries To Use Some 'Alternative Facts' To Get Out Of Her Bowling Green Massacre Blunder & Trump's 'Fake News' War!
Scott Disick Is D-O-N-E Trying To Win Kourtney Kardashian Back!
Real Or Fake? Tom Hiddleston Spills The Shocking Truth Behind Hiddleswift!
Elizabeth Warren Silenced After Quoting Coretta Scott King In Senate Debate Over Trump's Attorney General Pick — Watch The Showdown!
Donald Trump Loses His Damn Mind Over Nordstrom Dropping Ivanka Trump's Fashion Line
Girl, Bye! TJ Maxx & Marshalls Dump Signs Promoting Ivanka Trump's Line!