No. Just so much no.
Picture this: two skydivers, a 200-foot-long slip 'n slide, and a GoPro camera.
Sounds totally normal, right?!
On Wednesday, two professional skydivers, Niklas Daniel and Brianne Thompson, found a new way to cool off. The two decided to land on a slip 'n slide from 5,000 feet!
Game of Thrones' Lena Headey's Abs Are More Solid Than The Iron Throne! See The Sexy Little Black Bikini Pic HERE!
You probably know Lena Headey as Cersei Lannister on HBO's Game of Thrones.
When watching, did you ever get to wondering what Lena was hiding underneath all those royal clothes and that devious personality?
Well she let it all hang out while vacation on the Italian island of Ischia, off the coast of Naples.
Gays Crown A Surprising New Queen! Find Out Which Celebrity Gay Male Consumers Admire The Most HERE!
Move over Beyoncé, your queen status is in jeopardy!
When choosing their #1 celebrity spokesperson, these qualities were the most important: genuine, honest, trustworthy, intelligent, and reliable. Least important were classy, tough, trendy, family-friendly, and wholesome.
Hmmm…which celeb do you think fits the bill based on those attributes?
Find out which celebrity gay men favored most …AFTER THE JUMP!!!
Say hello to Inna Modja!
The African-born beauty sings in French and English and reminds us a lot of the British group the Noisettes, whom we love.
Inna is giving us pop meets an old school vibe. It's always refreshing to hear a song with no computer programming!
Real instruments. Real sounds. Really awesome!
You may not understand all the lyrics to Modja's C'est La Vie, but you will understand the song!
It is a feel-good anthem! Uplifting goodness!!!
Check it out (above)!
RHOA's Apollo Nida PISSED Wife Phaedra Parks Didn't Show Up To His Sentencing! So Much So It Sounds Like Divorce Is In Their Future!
We guess Phaedra Parks was too busy sippin' margs in Mexico with pal Kandi Buruss to show up for hubby Apollo Nida's court hearing!
A little refresher for y'all: Apollo was sentenced to eight YEARS in prison for fraud and identity theft (hmmm sounds like another Real Housewives star we know…), and must pay $1.9 million in restitution. Mind you, he has two little kids and wife Phaedra is an accomplished lawyer…so the whole situation is just a whole lot of BAD.
On July 8th, when he was sentenced, Phaedra was NOWHERE in sight…unless she was sporting an invisibility cloak.
Well, Apollo was NOT having it…he was super candid in an interview he did with Rodney Perry on Atlanta's BE100 Radio on Friday, saying:
Wait, we thought crime DOESN'T pay. This is absurd!
A chef from Queens, New York, Kevin Jarman, just walked away…uh, limped away with $510,000 for breaking his ankle…while shoplifting!
Oh, the poor thing! Wait, what?
That's right, apparently Kevin fell down after being arrested for stealing a bag of shrimp and broke his ankle, causing officers to laugh at the site.
Ah, shrimp! This small seafood could turn anyone to a life of crime!
Also, falling over IS routinely hilarious. Just ask YouTube!
Kevin claims that a sergeant caused his ankle break when the cop put on the cuffs while trapping Jarman's foot with his own. Speaking of YouTube? Apparently the officers threatened to post a video of it!
The pull then caused Kevin to take a tumble, and break his ankle!
Well, that is the most expensive ankle break we've ever heard of.
Man Who Allegedly Pranked A Police Station With Pizza After Being Arrested Faces More Charges! And We Don't Mean Delivery Charges!
A man suspected of shoplifting in Kentucky may have gotten himself into even more trouble over a prank!
Although the prank sounds innocent enough, if Michael Harp's found guilty of the charges of theft of identity, theft by deception, and impersonating a police officer he's been dealt, he'll be faced with a lot more jail time.
So, what was his heinous crime?