Well, when it comes to the news that they're living apart, we guess it's not that easy to hide.
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Have you ever wondered what would happen if an Austin Powers Sexbot went to the creepy orgy in Eyes Wide Shut?
No, of course you haven't! You're a normal, tax-paying citizen!
Jordan Wolfson, however, is an arteeeest of the highest caliber! He doesn't paint or make stuff out of clay or anything boring like that, though.
His canvas is your mind! His watercolors are the stuff nightmares are made of!!
His extremely terrifying new installation - called for some reason "unnamed doll" and not "It feasts on your soul!" - is a scantily-clad and pleasantly proportioned animatronic mannequin with a grotesque face, Mickey Mouse hands, and hips that gyrate to Satan's very own cover of Robin Thicke's Blurred Lines.
Plus, the thing's a** is covered is gross goo and there's a stripper pole coming out of its chest!!
Seriously, we're not even f*cking kidding.
Curious to see it with your own eyes?
No, of course you aren't. You're a normal, tax-paying citizen. We've been over this. Still… we don't blame you if you're a tad curious.
the most horrific thing you will ever see in your life art…AFTER THE JUMP!!!
Did you SEE those leaked photos?
Little North West looks so cute in them!
The one above, however, is the most intriguing to us since it seems like Kanye is taking a picture of Kim & North on his iPad…
But if you look closely, it seems they photoshopped that pic of them on afterwards…
So what was Kanye REALLY looking at???
Well, if you're curious, ch-ch-check out what was REALLY on his iPad screen…AFTER THE JUMP!!!
Emma Watson with long, luscious red locks and a fin??! We're into it!
The leading lady is rumored to be in the running to star as Ariel in Sofia Coppola's The Little Mermaid!
A source spilled:
We knew we liked Theo James for a reason!
And it's for more than just his sexxxxy bod!!
He's got an AH-MAZE brain in that head of his!
While promoting the box-office hit Divergent, Theo was asked about whether he thinks there will be an LGBT hero on the big screen in the near future and his answer could not have been more perfect!
He managed to praise Jonathan Groff, call out Hollywood on their lack of LGBT leading men & ladies, & throw his support behind a gay action hero!
But we have a hunch this delay could actually be a good sign!
Often when a movie is pushed so far back, it's to fix major problems! Reshoots, rewrites, recasting. But what's important to look at here is the actual dates involved.
Originally, Frankenstein was set to open in January 2015. January, the deadest of box office months, when it would take lightning striking to create a box office hit.
A nine month push puts its premiere on October 2nd, just before Halloween. That's like summer for horror movies!
Maybe this means FOX thinks this monster mash has what it takes to be a graveyard smash? We certainly hope so!
Until then, ch-ch-check out more pics (below) of the hottest hunchback since… Huh. We'll just stick with hottest hunchback.
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Judge Joe Brown is headed to the slammer!!!
The legendary TV judge was apparently trying to defend a young man in a Tennessee court today, but it all went south when he started stepping on the sitting judge's toes! Judge Brown was reportedly angry because his case was pushed off of Monday's docket, so he made a big scene in court.
Apparently he continually "challenged the authority" of the sitting judge until he was eventually placed in contempt of court and arrested by the bailiff!!!
As if you needed any more proof that Paul Walker was one of the BEST action movie stars around, a NEW trailer for Brick Mansions is out and OH EM GEE…
This looks like it’s going to be an ass-kicking, gas-flooring, no-holds-barred thrill ride!!!
Paul's character is out to avenge his father’s death with some help from his French parkouring sidekick David Belle!
The two will try to take down RZA, who runs an evil crime syndicate in Detroit’s rundown section of town known as Brick Mansions.
The trailer also includes a super slick cover of the classic song Stand By Me!
Press PLAY (above) to watch the second trailer for one of Paul’s final films.
And in case you missed the first trailer for Brick Mansions, CLICK HERE!