That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
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You know how Game Of Thrones takes a fantasy setting and brings it down to earth with all the grit and muck of real medieval life?
This is kind of the opposite of that.
GoT's Nikolaj Coster-Waldau — along with Gerard Butler, Chadwick Boseman, Daredevil's Elodie Yung, and The Giver's Brenton Thwaites (above) — are featured on their own character posters for next year's sci-fi epic Gods Of Egypt, and wow.
Gods tells the story of a mortal thief in ancient Egypt who must enlist the help of powerful gods to fight other powerful gods. Everyone has super powers.
To say the looks are colorful doesn't do their fabulosity justice. We're pretty sure they're the only movie posters that are also blacklight.
They actually remind us of another recent science fiction film Jupiter Ascending — let's hope they don't have the same splash at the box office!
Gods Of Egypt opens February 26, 2016.
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When is she going to be elevated from Princess to Queen?!
Britney Spears may be one of the most talented performers in all of pop music history, but it seems as though she's ready to pass on her knowledge to the next generation.
The Toxic singer took a break from her Sin City show on Wednesday to teach a dance class to some unsuspecting kids!
Brit Brit partnered with a local Las Vegas dance studio to teach a routine set to Pharrell's Happy to dancers aged 8-18, and she must be a great choreographer because we're hearing they picked up the moves in under an hour!
We can't even imagine what a masterclass from an icon like Britney would be like.
Ch-ch-check out Britney's full Happy routine (below)!!!
YASSS, Miranda Lambert.
One of the hardest things (other than divorce itself) is watching your ex move on to someone else. The 32-year-old singer handled her breakup and finding out Blake Shelton was in a new relationship with Gwen Stefani shortly after like a BOSS.
Here are the top five things we learned from watching Miz Lambert move on:
We had a feeling Scott Disick had flown the coop!
Despite previous reports which claimed the reality star had NOT left rehab, on Wednesday the dad of three was spotted hanging out in Malibu, then at a car dealership in the San Fernando Valley.
Well, at least LD's first stop wasn't a club! We just wonder if purchasing a millionth car is the best way for the Long Island native to spend his newfound freedom!
According to an eyewitness, Disick appeared refreshed and even a little camera shy as he browsed the store with an unidentified friend. We're happy to report no college girls attended the outing.
We just wonder if Scott's sobriety will last this time.
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Heidi channeled Grace Kelly in a strapless and backless purplish-burgundy gown with stunningly voluminous skirt. The model and entrepreneur was also honored with a Bambi Award in Fashion tonight!
Rita swept down the red carpet in an elaborate Marchesa creation that featured a beaded lace bodice with low-cut neckline and tiered ruffle ombre skirt.
Such an utter confection! She also performed and got her own award to take home!