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Ferris Bueller's Super Monotonous Teacher, A.K.A Ben Stein, Says Poor People Are "Lazy," Among Other Choice Adjectives

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Ahh, 1986.

Gas cost less than a buck per gallon, Hungry Hippos was the best game ever, and Ben Stein was just that nerdy but affable economics teacher whose monotonous chant of "anyone… anyone?" put an entire nation to sleep.

Yup, those were the good ole' days!

In 2014, however, things have changed. You need to refinance your house to fill up your gas tank, the hippopotamuses in Africa really are hungry, and Mr. Stein has devolved into an ultra-conservative pundit who shamelessly spouts super insensitive theories on why poor people deserve to be poor!!

In a recent column for The Spectator, Benny Buns proselytized:

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Kate Middleton & Prince William Take A New, Beautifully Awkward Photo Together! Love!

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File this one under "Awkward Family Photos!"

Kate Middleton and Prince William posed shoulder-to-shoulder today with their hands firmly clasped in front of them and huge, dorky grins on their faces at the Government House in New Zealand today.

Cute! Hilarious!

Later, they unveiled a portrait of Queen Elizabeth II painted by artist Nick Cuthell, who was also there to hear people "ooh" and "aah" over his work.

Obviously, everyone had to be nice to him. Not that the portrait wasn't fabulous! It totally was!

Back on topic, Kate looked primly chic in a black Jenny Packham dress with a silver embellishment in the shape of a fern on the shoulder. The fern is New Zealand's national emblem!

So thoughtful!

Prince William just wore another blue suit, but with a new tie. Wonder how many suits he's packed!

Enough of these two, though — bring Prince George back out!

[Image via AP Images.]

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49ers QB Colin Kaepernick Accused Of Sexual Assault After A Wild Night Out With Other NFL Players! Details HERE!

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This is not good…

San Francisco 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick is currently under investigation after a woman told police he sexually assaulted her in Miami!

According to a police report filed by the accuser, the alleged crime took place at Seattle Seahawks wide receiver Ricardo Lockette’s apartment.

That’s where Kaepernick was hanging with Lockette and San Fran receiver Quinton Patton. The woman joined them around 9pm, admitting that she

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Andrew Garfield Made A Surprise Appearance In A London Play! Check Out What Might Be The SeXXXiest Shot Of Him Yet!

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Spider-Man himself swung into a surprise appearance of a play in London last week!

No, no, not Turn Off The Dark, it was Andrew Garfield shocking an audience gathered to see The Drowned Man!

A. Garf made an unannounced cameo in this interactive production put on by Punchdrunk, the same company that does Sleep No More in New York!

Ch-ch-check out the pic of Andrew in full costume (above) sporting some scruff and chewing on a toothpick!

How rugged!

The Drowned Man takes place

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Harrison Ford's Son Teams Up With Ellen Barkin And Gabriel Byrne's Son To Create Bluesy Rock EAR CANDY As The Dough Rollers! LISTEN HERE!

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Malcolm Ford and Jack Byrne are gaining attention with their blues rock band The Dough Rollers!

Talk about an impressive lineage!!

Malcolm Ford (son of Harrison Ford) and Jack Byrne (son of Ellen Barkin and Gabriel Byrne) are quite literally making a LOT of noise with their blues rock band, The Dough Rollers!

But before you start thinking they're only getting attention because of their super famous parents, we're here to tell you that's NOT the case because these boys

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Crisis Averted! President Obama Prevents Michelle Obama's Skirt From Getting Blown Up By The Wind!

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Husband of the year!

Take note, Prince William. This is how it's done!

While the second in line to the British throne stood idly by and let Kate Middleton's skirt fly up all over the place and almost reveal her royal knickers a few days ago, the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES used his powerful hand to stop the First Lady's striped satin skirt from exposing her patriotic panties!

And he smiled the whole time!

Barack Obama and Michelle were getting off Air Force One on the way to the LBJ Presidential Library for a Civil Rights Summit in Austin, Texas today when the strong gust of wind threatened to embarrass his wifey.

It was no match for POTUS, however, who handled it like a champ. And on the way back up he placed his hand along her bottom as well!

We just hope Prince William learns from this.

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Frozen Continues To Leave The Lion King In The Dust With Its Winning Streak, First At The Box Office & Now THIS

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Summer is almost here, but it's still a Frozen tundra on top of the Billboard 200!

For the ninth, nonconsecutive week, the Disney soundtrack is going strong at number one on the music charts!

So far, the album has sold 1.9 million copies since it's first debut and it is a week away from tying with The Lion King for being the number 1 animated film soundtrack.

Frozen is really giving The Lion King a run for their money! First they beat out the roarin' flick for being the number one highest grossing animated film that isn't a sequel, and now this?!

Idina Menzel and Kristin Bell may not be beating Adele anytime soon, but it's certainly knocking out all the other animated competitors!

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