You've all seen some of the bullshizz we won't think twice about when the Mayans come to get us on the 21st — now check out some of the FAB things we WILL be missing!

We really hope this isn't the end, LOLz!!

Zac Efron

LOLz! For seeeeeerious, guys! What would the world be without Zefron?? If he goes, we can only hope we go too! HA!

Magic Mike

HAVE YOU SEEN MAGIC MIKE?? You'd be crazy not to hope for a inter-demensional way to watch this after we're gone! Ha!

Uncle Sam is not happy with Fat Joe!!!

The former chart-topper, with rap hits like What's Luv and Make It Rain, has plead guilty to tax evasion this morning a New Jersey courthouse.

Joe came forward after being accused of withholding approximately $700,000 in taxs from 2007 to 2008!!!

He was released on $250,000 bail and will come back for his sentencing in April, which could land him in the slammer for up to 2 years!!!

Looks like Fat's wallet isn't as hefty as his waist anymore!!

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Ooo GURL.. you've been facin' a lot of heat this week!

Ever since radio stations started pulling Die Young from their playlists out of respect to Sandy Hook elementary, the storm of controversy has wrapped itself around Ke$ha HARD!!

Having learned the news, she tweeted her mind, saying she totally understood the yanking of her single, and she even confessed she was 'FORCED' to sing the lyrics despite her misgivings about their darker undertones.

She later DELETED the tweet, raising eyebrows among many — especially the conspiracy theorists who questioned the occult symbolism in her music video.

What really struck a chord with us though was a radio interview she did, claiming she stood behind each and every lyric of the 'live in the moment' anthem.

But now she's trying to clarify things with a new message she posted on her website:

Well, duh!

In a recent British poll, the Beckham brood has been voted the world's most stylish celeb family by a whopping one-third of the voters, leaving other famous fams, like the Kardashians and the Jolie-Pitts, in the dust!

Somewhere in London, Victoria Beckham is reading this news and not smiling.

But we doubt anyone's surprised, because

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Yummy yummm yummmm…

Zac Efron was spotted on the set of Are We Officially Dating? and it's making us salivate wayyyyyy more than the roasted ham we'll be getting on Christmas.

We love this grown up wardrobe, but we're still hoping there's at LEAST ONE shirtless scene to film before Christmas break!!

..or Santa answers our prayers and puts a nekkid and bow-tied Zac under our Christmas tree?! We'll take either!!

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Tom Cruise and Jennifer Akerman were recently spotted looking cozy together at an afterparty for the Stockholm premiere of Jack Reacher.

Things seemed to be going so well, sparks were flying in the eyes of onlookers.

Hollywood's newest couple had formed.

…or so they thought.

According to Tom's rep, the rumor is NOT true. A source also says:

Hammy love??? How about hamster animal cruelty!

The California Hamster Association (this is so happening) has accused Justin Bieber of animal cruelty, even though his heart was in the right place.

Biebz gave away his hamster, PAC, to 18 year old super Belieber, us Tori, at a concert and the CHA says that's a big no-no.

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