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Meet Iron Underwear Man! His Special Powers? Getting Caught Trying To Open An ATM With A Blow Torch!

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Something tells us this guy won't be joining the Avengers anytime soon.

A 32-year-old man by the name of Tony Stark Mark Fischer is accused of attempting to use a blowtorch to cut into an ATM in Portland on Sunday, in a story that could be turned into a great Portlandia sketch.

Not only did he reportedly have a knife, a stun gun, and an acetylene torch, he allegedly tried pepper-spraying the cops who were sent to the scene. Best of all, he was wearing, get this, armored underwear complete with ballistic panels!

Talk about balls of steel!

Usually a cup does the trick, but we guess he really wanted to make sure that no one gave him a below the belt punch!

He's booked right now on multiple charges, including possession of body armor, which is a felony! Next time leave your steel thong at home!

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YIKES! Katy Perry's Hodgepodge Fashion Choice Fails To Take Off At The Airport!

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Katy Perry can't seem to land on a style at the Sydney airport!

Oh. Wow.

Katy Perry was far from her perfectly put-together self when she landed at Sydney airport on Tuesday. What, did she leave it behind in Tokyo??

The songstress was rockin’ hippie chic meets 90s grunge meets Parisian chic. And we can’t say it was working for her!

The wooly brown-colored cardigan paired with the floral muumuu does nothing for her crazy svelte figure! Especially when laced-up boots and a Hermès Birkin are thrown in the mix!

We’re all about being dressed for comfort, but even Katy seems disinterested by this look. Thankfully, she recovered nicely at the Telstra event.

Hopefully this was a one-off!

[Image via WENN.]

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PDA Alert! Elizabeth Olsen Swaps Spit In The City Of Luuurve With Her Boyfriend Boyd Holbrook! Are They Next To Head Down To Ring Town?!

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Awww they look so happy!

Elizabeth Olsen was spotted out and about in Paris with her actor boyfriend Boyd Holbrook, and the two were putting on a show for all to see!

They were making out all over the place!

Clearly, they're madly in love!

So, does this mean Elizabeth just may follow in sister Mary-Kate's footsteps and head to engagement ring town next?!

Maybe, maybe not!

But one thing we do know for sure is that the Godzilla actress is absolutely rocking those brunette locks for her Avengers role!

We LOVE it!

P.S. Don't forget to ch-ch-check out the pics of Elizabeth & Boyd making out in Paris (below)!!!

[Image via AKM-GSI.]

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Justin Bieber's Penis Is Hard…To Blur! Find Out Why Bizzle's Pizzle Nozzle Is Tough To Censor HERE!

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Looks like this Canadian's proverbial hockey stick is having a little trouble being blacked out! The Biebs having trouble blacking out? Unheard of!

When we found out that video of Justin Bieber's wang was going to be released with a blur over it we thought "you lucky blur, you!"

However, according to a source, law enforcement is having trouble blurring out the Bieberoni meat stick because he moved around too much!

Well, everyone has to shake it at least a couple of times before finishing!

Apparently, the Miami Police's tech team is working

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Gay Marriage Ban In Kentucky Will NOT Be Defended By Attorney General! Watch His Tear-Jerking Announcement HERE!

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This is what courage looks like!

Earlier this month, a federal judge overturned a ban on same-sex unions and granted statewide recognition to gay couples of Kentucky who were married in other states.

So, while same-sex marriages are still not legal in the Bluegrass State, any marriages performed in states where it IS legal would be recognized, giving couples permission to change their names to that of their spouse, file joint tax returns, and any other benefits that are awarded to a married couple in Kentucky.

Sounds awesome, right?!

Well, the ruling (no surprise) was met with much condemnation from the social conservatives of Kentucky, including from Democratic Governor Steve Beshear.

Yeah, a Democrat is against this!

He announced that the state would appeal this decision in hopes to reinforce the ban that Kentucky voters overwhelmingly supported back in 2004.

But the state’s Attorney General, Jack Conway, has decided to stand up AGAINST discrimination and is refusing to be a part of the appeal!

At his press conference, Conway was overcome with emotion, choking up as he said:

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