Good thing they saved all of that money on the wedding!
A source revealed
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Something tells us this guy won't be joining the Avengers anytime soon.
A 32-year-old man by the name of
Tony Stark Mark Fischer is accused of attempting to use a blowtorch to cut into an ATM in Portland on Sunday, in a story that could be turned into a great Portlandia sketch.
Not only did he reportedly have a knife, a stun gun, and an acetylene torch, he allegedly tried pepper-spraying the cops who were sent to the scene. Best of all, he was wearing, get this, armored underwear complete with ballistic panels!
Talk about balls of steel!
Usually a cup does the trick, but we guess he really wanted to make sure that no one gave him a below the belt punch!
Katy Perry was far from her perfectly put-together self when she landed at Sydney airport on Tuesday. What, did she leave it behind in Tokyo??
The songstress was rockin’ hippie chic meets 90s grunge meets Parisian chic. And we can’t say it was working for her!
The wooly brown-colored cardigan paired with the floral muumuu does nothing for her crazy svelte figure! Especially when laced-up boots and a Hermès Birkin are thrown in the mix!
We’re all about being dressed for comfort, but even Katy seems disinterested by this look. Thankfully, she recovered nicely at the Telstra event.
Hopefully this was a one-off!
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Awww they look so happy!
They were making out all over the place!
Clearly, they're madly in love!
Maybe, maybe not!
We LOVE it!
P.S. Don't forget to ch-ch-check out the pics of Elizabeth & Boyd making out in Paris (below)!!!
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Looks like this Canadian's proverbial hockey stick is having a little trouble being blacked out! The Biebs having trouble blacking out? Unheard of!
However, according to a source, law enforcement is having trouble blurring out the Bieberoni meat stick because he moved around too much!
Well, everyone has to shake it at least a couple of times before finishing!
Apparently, the Miami Police's tech team is working
This is what courage looks like!
Earlier this month, a federal judge overturned a ban on same-sex unions and granted statewide recognition to gay couples of Kentucky who were married in other states.
So, while same-sex marriages are still not legal in the Bluegrass State, any marriages performed in states where it IS legal would be recognized, giving couples permission to change their names to that of their spouse, file joint tax returns, and any other benefits that are awarded to a married couple in Kentucky.
Sounds awesome, right?!
Well, the ruling (no surprise) was met with much condemnation from the social conservatives of Kentucky, including from Democratic Governor Steve Beshear.
Yeah, a Democrat is against this!
He announced that the state would appeal this decision in hopes to reinforce the ban that Kentucky voters overwhelmingly supported back in 2004.
But the state’s Attorney General, Jack Conway, has decided to stand up AGAINST discrimination and is refusing to be a part of the appeal!
At his press conference, Conway was overcome with emotion, choking up as he said: