The citizens of the United States have once again participated in the most important election process imaginable: voting for the next
President winner of America's Got Talent!
Boom, that's democracy in action!
Mel B, and the rest of the judges on AGT crowned the lucky, talented contestant who will receive a million dollars and their own show in Vegas!
You know the deal sweetener is that they might run into/hang out/become friends with Britney Spears in Vegas, now that she's got her own there show too!
Meanwhile, ch-ch-check out the video (ABOVE) to see who made Amurrrrica scream "f*ck yeah!!!"
The rumors were (kinda) right!
We had heard that Jon Gosselin was working as a busboy in Pennsylvania, and now we've learned the whole truth and nothing but the truth!
The former reality star is NOT a busboy, but he is a waiter at the Black Dog restaurant in Beckersville, Pa. And, yes, he's STILL living in that cabin in the woods!
In fact, Jon confirmed the story himself, saying:
Well that was fast!
Eiza Gonzalez just moved to El Lay a few weeks ago in order to follow her dreams of becoming a Hollywood actress. And in record time, she's done it!
The 23-year-old just booked the starring role in the upcoming comedy flick All Hail the Squash Blossom Queen!
Maybe all the buzz from being Liam Hemsworth's rebound girl helped her win over the casting director's attention?
But we're going to assume Eiza is just as talented as she is SMOKIN' hot!
Eiza will play Brittany, a small-town American girl who lives to compete in beauty pageants!
Sounds like she's perfecto for this part!
An excited Eiza got on Twitter to share the big news with her fans, posting:
This is just really, really sad to think about.
Kris Jenner has a 54 year old sister, Karen Houghton, who apparently has a taste for the bad boys. Because of this, sources say Kris has turned her back on that part of her family for the sake of the Kardashian brand.
One insider even goes so far to say
We all know that Gwyneth Paltrow takes her health and fitness VERY seriously, but this is a tad ridiculous!!
The Iron Man actress is a regular gym rat, but based on what we're hearing, it sounds like the employees might be the ones getting the real work out!
One of the workers opened up about her list of demands when she visits their gym, saying:
"Before she showers, Gwyneth makes someone go into the stall and wipe the entire shower dry! She refuses to touch what she calls 'somebody else’s shower water.'"
And apparently that's not the only water she's particular about, as the employee goes on to say she's very picky about which beverage she's sipping on: