That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
[Image via Usher/Snapchat.]
Because nothing says friendship like penis jokes, right?
On Wednesday, Ariana Grande had tons of fun meeting up with some old besties! The pint-sized pop princess spent time with Victorious costars Avan Jogia and Matt Bennett, just chilling with some animals!
They fed fish, played with puppies, and even hung out with a horse!
And apparently, the horse was having a pretty good time, too. The Nickelodeon alums quickly pointed out that the steed's peen was, um, growing.
The soulful singer took to Snapchat to post videos of the outing, including the awkward moment when the horse's d*ck seemed to have a mind of its own!
At one point, one of the actors quipped:
We can't believe little Israel David Dillard is already one year old!
On April 6, the Duggars came out in full force to wish Israel a big happy birthday from Arkansas. Little Israel is currently celebrating in Central America with his missionary parents Jill and Derick Dillard.
In a touching blog post in honor of Israel, Jill revealed that this past Sunday her baby got to try cake for the first time with his gaggle of tiny buddies. The proud momma even went on to praise her son for all the accomplishments he has achieved thus far, like some sign language and a few Spanish vocab words!
The reality star gushed over her baby, writing:
"You can say, 'mama,' 'papa,' 'nur-nur' (when you wanna nurse) and 'uh oh,' as well as several words in sign language. You think that anytime you say 'more' or "please" in sign language you should be given whatever you're asking for. ;-) You love giving big slobbery kisses (or "besitos" in spanish) whether we ask you for one in English or Spanish. You love music and always dance to it when you hear it, or clap with the congregation during worship time in church. You respond with a big smile and raise your hands toward the ceiling when we ask you to say, 'Gloria a Dios.'"
Aww! What a smart kiddo!
But wait, that's not all! You can check out the Duggars' tributes to the little one (below)!
Now, Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy don't exactly seem like they'd be a match made in heaven, but we could TOTALLY see the Gryffindor good girl and the Slytherin bad boy dating… at least IRL!
And on Tuesday, the gorgeous guy opened up about his Harry Potter costar's crush, revealing that it was actually NOT mutual!
"We were always very close, but no, nothing of that nature. Sorry to disappoint."
We just think that Tom and Emma would be too cute together, so finding out that those romantic feelings weren't reciprocated kind of makes us feel like this (below):
In an interview with People Magazine, Gilmore Girls star Yanic Truesdale (Michel Gerard) spoke out on filming the Netflix revival and what the environment is like now that Melissa has officially opted out. Naturally, Yanic has A LOT of feelings about the situation!
As for how he and the cast is dealing without their beloved Suki, the actor admitted:
"She's a friend, we see each other a lot and I love her to death. There's nothing I would like more than having her back on set, but it's completely out of my control. Her schedule is her schedule. There's a member of the family missing. She's very much loved and adored, by the fans, the co-stars and by me."
Aw! It's too bad McCarthy was too busy promoting The Boss to attend! It's obvious this wasn't an issue of not being asked back…
On a more positive note, Y.T. revealed that we'll learn a lot more about his sassy character this time around:
When most fathers say sexist things, you can ask them if they'd want someone saying that about their daughter.
But just try making Donald Trump feel bad!
The Daily Show found a clip of the presidential candidate in a 1994 interview with Robin Leach in which he actually talked about his daughter Tiffany Trump's breasts!
And she was only a year old at the time! Ewww!
Ch-ch-check out the shockingly gross unearthed moment (below)!
From Les Misérables, to Gladiator, to A Beautiful Mind, Russell Crowe has tons of dramatic roles under his belt.
In the promos for this week's episode, The Nice Guys star gave a taste of his comedic chops, telling Leslie Jones he's "hilarious" with a stone cold expressionless face!
In an attempt to loosen the actor up, the Ghostbusters actress challenged Crowe to a drinking game — and almost instantly realized what a terrible mistake she made!
Ch-ch-check out the promos (above) and see the hilarious actor host SNL April 9 at 11:30 p.m. EST on NBC!