Good for them!
But he wants to talk to the pop princess one more time!
Because he’s awful and cheated on her!!!
[Image via Britney Spears/Instagram.]
Bring on the Bible because Farrah Abraham might want to become a nun!
Farrah's latest "sex tape" (Read: Porno) was released a little earlier than we expected today, and with the sounds of trumpets and fanfare of being able to see her get her grind on in Farrah 2: Backdoor & More, we've gotten the word from the 22-year-old that she doesn't ever want to have sex again!
Okay, so that's a stretch — she actually says she's done with the boinking until she's married!
She claims she wants to change her image and focus on her morals for the future, and says her daughter Sophia, turning 5 this month, is a major source of inspiration for the change.
In fact, she goes so far to say:
Life is like a box of chocolates…
…and so are Diamond Candles! You never know what you’re gonna get.
But that doesn’t make it any less entertaining!!
So what exactly are these "Diamond Candles" we speak of? No, they’re not candles made of diamonds. They don’t even include any diamond dust (that we know of)!
However, there is a slight chance that if you burn one, you could end up with a $5,000 diamond sparkler!!
Because contained within the bowels of each and every candle is a shiny surprise: a ring (wrapped in foil) allegedly worth anywhere from $10 - $5,000.
Considering a single candle's $24.95 price tag, that’s actually not a bad deal! Even if you get shafted with a $10 ring. Besides, the candles supposedly smell good, come in a variety of scents, and are made out of "earth friendly, all natural soy."
Candles! Surprises! Sounds like a win-win to us!
Would U be interested in trying one of these???
Check out some of the rings previous customers have unwrapped (below)!
P.S. CLICK HERE for other scent-related Valentine's Day gifts!
[Image via Facebook.]
NO, THIS IS NOT A CRUEL JOKE.
It has been confirmed that Alex Skarsgård's bare pecks will be in 3D for up to two hours as the titular character in the new Tarzan flick!!!
As if the reboot didn't sound seXXXy enough, Wolf Of Wall Street's stunning Margot Robbie will play the Queen to the eXXXtra hunky King Of The Jungle as Jane Porter.
It is very possible that there has never been a hotter onscreen couple.
Imagine how pretty their Tarzan babies would be??! *SIGH*
This version of the classic tale will follow the twosome as Tarzan is forced to go back to London after being raised in the jungle.
Hollywood heavyweights Samuel L. Jackson and Christoph Waltz are also signed on to co-star.
But don't go banging on your chests in excitement just yet because sadly, the retold story of the Apeman will not be hitting theaters until July 1, 2016.