A scrub is a guy who thinks he's fly…
We are so O-V-E-R Scott Disick. Why? Well, because the KUWTK vet once again proved he's the literal worst as, on Monday, he was spotted getting cozy with a mystery woman at Miami's Setai Hotel — mere days after he spent time in Costa Rica with his baby momma Kourtney Kardashian and their three kids.
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Ugh. Yes, we know those reconciliation rumors were never confirmed by Kardashian or Disick's people, but their super romantic trip to Cabo San Lucas in November pretty much let us know what was up between those two.
We just find it hypocritical that Lord Disick was boasting (below) about his modern family on Instagram and then went and canoodled with some younger slice!
Interested in being a wacky celebrity's personal assistant? It's your lucky day!
Rob Lowe is in the market for one, and his demands basically amount to making sure he's well-fed and has a bitchin' haircut at all times.
Related: Rob Gets Boom Roasted!
Also, it would be helpful if you could easily lift 25 pounds as needed to support him. Whatever the hell that means!
The Code Black actor submitted a post to a personal assistant website, and this is what he wrote (below) [our commentary in brackets]:
Apparently, not all Canadians are super nice…
One of T.I.'s body guards was stabbed in the leg with a knife during the rapper's show on Monday night.
Law enforcement sources told TMZ that Tip's body guard was stabbed at least three times in one of his calves during the show at a club in Moncton, New Brunswick.
Related: T.I. Still Hoping His Marriage Can Be Saved!
Police reportedly received a call around 1:20 a.m. from The Venue, where a 23-year-old male had been stabbed during an altercation that broke out while he was guarding a table selling merchandise of the Life Your Life hitmaker.
The bodyguard was taken to a local hospital for non-threatening injuries and was released later that night.
As for the rapper, T.I. is reportedly heading back to the states as soon as possible, as Monday's show marked his last in Canadialand.
We wish the bodyguard a speedy recovery.
[Image via Instagram.]
Get used to seeing more of Paris Jackson!
The 18-year-old is set to make her acting debut on FOX's new show Star, about a trio of talented singers, later this season.
Related: Paris Claps Back At Wendy Williams
Paris will play a social media guru who supervises Eva (Sharlene Taulé) and Star (Jude Demorest) during a photo shoot and deliberately makes things difficult for them. Juicy!
It'll be interesting to see Paris show off some of her dark side.
Michael Jackson's daughter is not a total stranger to TV, as she has made appearances on Criss Angel Trick'd Up and Oprah's Next Chapter.
This part will also help introduce the teen to a wider audience, as she continues to carve a path for herself in the entertainment industry.
We're excited for this! How about YOU???
[Image via WENN.]