Martha Stewart has needs, y’all! Certain…biological needs, if you catch our drift.
But as badly as this 72-year-old domestic diva needs to get laid, she just can’t find a suitable suitor!
She’s already tried Match.com. Nothin'
She’s shared her desire to find a significant other before. No luck.
Jeeze! What’s a grandma gotta do to find a piece of premium man a**?!?
Martha’s not giving up hope in finding Mr. Right though.
She recently revealed her list of things she’s looking for in a partner. Miz Stewart spilled:
Queen Elizabeth II issued the raddest royal decree ever on Friday when she made Angelina Jolie an honorary dame!
Woo hoo!!! A real life queen honoring an actress who just played an evil Disney queen? This is soooo AH-Mazing!!
While were sure QEII is a fan of Maleficent & the Tomb Raider movies and all of that, Angelina wasn't recognized for her on-screen accomplishments! She was honored because
We thought we might not be a fan of this like her last look, but it's not bad!
It's actually really pretty and suits Mindy Kaling's cutesy and quirky personality!
The actress and writer wore a checkered yellow dress to the HRTS Comedy Panel held at the Beverly Hilton Hotel yesterday, and we have to say she looked super confident and happy in her outfit!
That's probably what made the frock look even better! Plus, we love the lace sleeves and the split effect on the skirt!
Sure, some people might argue the fabric looks like a table cloth, but they'd be wrong.
[Image via Brian To/WENN.]
He's looking more like his parents everyday!
Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson may not be together anymore, but they'll always have their son Bronx to keep them together as solely loving parents!
And their five-year-old son has changed A LOT from when we last saw him!
You’ve gotta love Kris Jenner!
The 58-year-old momager shared a pic of herself on Friday, tanning in a sexxxy red bikini on a wet ledge, days after daughter Kim Kardashian posted her own!
Looks like we have some family competition!
Kris wasn’t vacationing in Mexico, but we guessed that from her caption which said:
Not only can she dress well, but she's a good writer, too!
Lourdes Leon is making her mother proud these days as the 17-year-old has just graduated from high school!
The daughter of Madonna shared her thoughts on how it feels to be a graduate of New York City's LaGuardia High School and some of the questionable fashionable choices she's made over the years.
However, like any fashion groundbreaker, she has zero regrets!
Here's what she wrote on her blog: