Justin Bieber's Police Raid Is Over, But El Lay Cops Refuse To EGGS-onerate, Er, Exonerate Him! Find Out WHY!
If you assumed The Biebs' police EGGS-travaganza would be OVER EASY, you were sorely mistaken!
After raiding his Calabasas home this morning in search of incriminating evidence in his recent egg-throwing incident and then busting Lil Za for felony cocaine possession, the El Lay Sheriff's Department gave a press conference and EGGS-plained its findings.
First and foremost, they wanted to inform us that they haven't arrested Justin Bieber!!!
Well, not yet anyway…
Detective Dave Thompson revealed:
When you're a cyclist, you're used to something hard between your legs for an extended amount of time — just not THIS long!!
A 22-year-old mountain biker was admitted to a Dublin hospital after a bike injury ended up having an erection that lasted for FIVE WEEKS!
It was a straddle injury on the crossbar of his bike that started an irregular blood flow to his penis. Here's the thing, though — he didn't go to the hospital until he
Russell Brand Shouts Gay Slurs At College Students, Leading Him To Obvious Segue About Running For Prime Minister!
Usually politicians wait until they’re actually in office before creating a scandal like this!
Nevertheless, Russell Brand, who was talking like a potential Prime Minister candidate one minute but running his mouth the next, is once again in some hot water!
The comedian and former hubby of Katy Perry was speaking at prestigious Cambridge University last night to a crowd of more than 1,300. The evening was all just a jolly good time at first - Russell even brought up Harry Styles!
But then Brand shouted out an anti-gay slur at the audience!
Russell reportedly called a group of students, “Harry Potter p**fs” and then told them to “shut up.”
The outburst was met with cheers and laughter by most of the crowd. But a Cambridge Student Union LGBT rep Charlie Bell commented in the school’s newspaper that he hardly found what Russell said funny.
OMG! It's the duet we never knew we absolutely HAD TO SEE!
Sara Bareilles will be performing a duet with the legendary Carole King!
Especially for Sara, a huge Carole fan who
It takes a bold set of parents to try something as risky as this!
The good news is that it sounds like they've got their bases covered should the internet try and name their little girl anything too ridiculous… and it's working!
A man and his wife have decided to let Reddit help name their daughter, which is due on April 2nd! The naming project — basically a poll — has a few safety nets in place.
Here's what the father said:
Knot equals tied! Congrats you two lovebirds!
Bobbi Kristina Brown and her newly wedded hubby Nick Gordon showed off their rings, and we could not be happier for the bling on those two fingers!
SRSLY these wedding bands are probably better than any musical wedding band ever created (aside from the one with Adam Sandler)!
While Cissy Houston was reportedly fuming when she found out that Bobbi and her not-officially-adopted brother, Nick, got hitched, according to Bobbi, Whitney Houston would have teared up over their nuptials!
Enjoy married life, you two!
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