Where are these girls’ parents?!
But why were they even there?!
Both weekends have the same lineup, and more importantly
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They say growing up is hard to do, but apparently "they" have never met Olivia Wilde!
According to sources close enough to Jason Sudeikis to know when he's going commando, he's done a massive amount of maturing lately and the biggest reasons why is his ridiculously seXXXy
girlfriend fiancé and the baby baking in her lady-oven!
The source revealed:
Jimmy Fallon went to bed last night feeling great!
And then woke up to THAT! HA!
The brand new Tonight Show host scored some of the highest late night ratings NBC has had in years during his big debut last night!
But when the New York Daily News tried to report on his big coming out party today, they sort of screwed him over with their headline placement!
Glance at the cover of the tabloid quickly enough and you might think Jimmy was a sexual pervert accused of attacking women at a race track!
To be fair, we’re not sure if Fallon has an alibi to prove his innocence, so maybe the Daily News is onto something??
Jimmy is many things but he is NOT a sexual predator. We repeat: Jimmy Fallon is NOT a sexual predator!
He is however off to a great start behind the desk that used to belong to Jay Leno! He started right where Jay left off - at #1, winning his first night easily!
Will he be able to keep his fans tuning in? With headline like those, it might be a challenge!
No thank you note for you, Daily News!
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We think it's safe to say Kelis is a foodie!
Why else would she have so many food-related songs?!
Case in point, the recording artist is set to release her sixth album perfectly titled FOOD in April and will ALSO be hosting a new cooking show on the Cooking Channel!
It's pretty obvious food is, like, the number one thing in Kelis' life! Girlfriend even launched a line of delectable sauces to the world last November!
Saucy & Sweet will debut on February 26th and basically center around the singer creating food with a little bit of attitude!
Like the legend of the Phoenix, Pharrell has an eternal youth about him! Although he's 40 years old, he doesn't look a day over 25!
In a recent interview, Pharrell opened up about the real reason he looks so forever young, but it's definitely NOT because of one possibility…that he's an undead vampire.
At one point during the interview in question, Pharrell was literally asked if he was a vampire, and this was his response that got our blood rising:
Sweet LGBT-lovin' Jesus, this is one sign we NEVER expected to see outside of a Texas house of worship!
Last year two HIGHlarious harbingers of holy hijinks taught the world that the only difference between hellfire and hipsters was one tiny "s."
The EPIC pic taken outside of Austin's New Hope Church resurfaced on the internetz just in time for Valentine's Day because _________________________.
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She wants it shaken - not stirred - and eXXXtra dirty!
But what we didn't know was how naughty she wants the movie counterpart to be!
Spoiler alert: super naughty. LOLz!
According to The Sun, the queen of all talk shows reportedly said:
By now you probably heard about the massive mansion The Big Bieberoni plans on purchasing down South!
Sounds super, right?
Well, maybe not so much!
It's been a rocky year for Justin Bieber and, if the 19-year-old pop star, wants to turn over a new leaf we're definitely all for it!
But what if it's cannabis leaf he's turning over?
Things operate differently south of the Mason-Dixon; if the Boyfriend singer really does have Georgia on the mind he should be EXTRA careful about getting wild and wacky with weed!!
Marijuana possession is a misdemeanor criminal offense throughout the entire state of Georgia. And if Justin was caught holding an ounce or more it would be FELONY punishable by up to a decade in the big house!