It’s gonna get sloppy on Sunday everybody!
Tina Fey and Amy Poehler are back as hosts of the Golden Globes and in addition to writing a whole new slew of snappy one-liners (sorry, Taylor Swift) the two funny ladies have also put together some new rules for their drinking game!
So if you are looking to get good and sloshed during the ceremony, just take Tina and Amy’s advice! Tina explained the first new rule, saying:
Molly Schuyler ate a 72-ounce steak in less than three minutes, and we're pretty sure she's still alive! Well, the video cuts off, but people are reporting on this impressive feat like it's a happy and celebratory moment so we have to assume she didn't just pazzz out and leave this Earth after!
She IS a competitive eater (but only started a year ago!) and the display you're about to watch, or already watched, went down at Sayler’s Old Country Kitchen in Portland, Oregon. She did it in 2 minutes and 44 seconds.
The last person who did this was a dude named Peter Czerwinski and he did it in a weak-ass 6 min 48 sec.
Great work, Molly! We think!
Oh, and Molly weighs about 120 pounds. Let that blow your minds!
You have to see it to believe!!! AFTER THE JUMP!!!
The more things change, the more they stay the some.
Sometimes the most effective songs are the simplest. If you have a beautiful melody and lyric, you don't need much else!
Luke Sital-Singh is accompanied by his sweet voice and guitar on Bottled Up Tight and the result is pretty and pretty spectacular.
Such a lovely love song!
If you like Ed Sheeran, we think you will really like this!
Check it out above, preferably with someone special you can snuggle up to next!
Aaron Paul may have a Need For Speed, but we have a need for this seksi Details cover!
The Breaking Bad star breaks away from his Jesse Pinkman character, trading jumpy and jittery for suave and sophisticated!
And boi wears it well! Dayum!
But that doesn't mean we've seen the last of Jesse! Aaron says he and Bryan Cranston may be on tap for AMC's upcoming spinoff Better Call Saul! He says:
As if we didn't think Joseph Gordon-Levitt was cute and seksi enough already…
He's MULTILINGUAL too?!
The Don Jon actor participated in a rousing game of Heads Up with Ellen DeGeneres on her talk show - and instead of playing the regular guessing game, the TV host had him add delicious accents into the mix!
He does Spanish, Italian, and Irish to sheerly adorable perfection…
And if you listen closely, you might be able to hear him speak in multiple tongues!
Ch-ch-check out the video (above) to witness the cuteness firsthand!
Aisha Tyler is hosting the Critics' Choice Movie Awards next week and it's time to start getting excited!
Gravity and 12 Years a Slave were both nominated for ten awards this year, so Aisha's astronaut outfit def makes sense!
Watch the Critics' Choice Movie Awards on The CW next Thursday at 8 p.m. ET and check back on PerezHilton.com for fabulously fresh up-to-the-second coverage!
CLICK HERE for a complete list of the nominees.
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