EXCLUSIVE: Unfortunate Halloween Costumes For Babies

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Perezictos' baby product expert, The Baby Guy, has shown us some pretty creeptastic baby goodies.

Today, Jamie Grayson is helping us prepare with for the spookiest night of the year this a list of truly unfortunate baby costumes!

The Baby Guys says:

Nothing gets creativity juices flowing like Halloween. In college, you can always add “slutty” to an outfit and make it work: Slutty Little Red Ridinghood, Slutty Snow White, Slutty Janet Reno.

Once you're an adult it gets a bit trickier: once I went as a Bugaboo Frog Stroller for Halloween. Parents even like to get in on the fun, but often have to use a store-bought outfit because it's hard to make costumes for nuggets. Here are a few of the more “questionable” costumes I've found this season in case you're feeling desperate. Yes, these are ALL available for purchase.

The Wiener Wee-One: Why WOULDN'T you dress your baby up like a processed meat product Your nugget can be full of nitrates!!

Pocket-sized Packet: You rip the corner off a packet and ketchup comes out. Just seems morbid to apply this costume to a baby.

Fetal Flatulence: Babies have enough issues with gas WITHOUT being sat on, thank you…

Nerd Nugget: Set them up early for a lifetime of mockery. Unless he grows up to be Zachary Quinto, because that would be hot.

Swaddled Stinker: Aren't the diapers bad enough??

Pampered Porker: Just a quick thought for you: Body Issues.

In the end, dress your children up like the things you eat isn't half as creepy as heavy make up and pageant gowns! Cough… Toddlers ands Tiaras, Cough! LOL.

Check out pics of the "darling" costumes below!

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