There will be no smoking in the girls bathrooms or making out in the stairway between classes in any Fairfax County high schools next year!!
Officials from the Fairfax county school district have proposed to install security cameras all around their schools in the wake of a recent tragedy: a food fight.
We know what you're thinking, how could these innocent youths have done such a thing?
The school district seems to think it's because they weren't on camera.
According to Dr. Drew Pinsky, teens' "pre-fontal cortex — the part of the brain that perceives consequences — isn't fully developed." And EVERYONE knows that your pre-fontal cortex develops faster when there are cameras pointed at it!!
If you don't believe us just watch any of the 26 seasons of the Real World.
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