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Amy Schumer Don't Want No Baby!
LOLZ!!
Our one-sided love affair with comedian Amy Schumer started when she killed on the Roast of Charlie Sheen!
Last night on Conan Amy killed it again! This time, instead of roasting Mr. Sheen, the comic trashed the idea of getting preggers.
She supports others reproducing, but for now Amy says: "I don't want to make anything.. with my body."
Watch her and U'll luv her too!
Tags: amy schumer, birth control, body, charlie sheen, comedy, conan obrien, funny, lolz, perez, preggers
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