What? We think they'd be perfect parents!
We want to see them pushing strollers, giving dance lessons to toddlers and dressing their infant in a blazer and sneakers! Ugh!
Clearly, much like the Honey Badger Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi don't care.
Ellen explains why she's ruining our baby-blazer dreams in her newest book Seriously…I'm Kidding. Ellen writes:
"People are constantly asking Portia and me if we are going to have children. We thought about it. We love to be around children after they've been fed and bathed. But we ultimately decided that we don't want children of our own. There is far too much glass in our house."
HA! Ellen goes on to say she is busy enough with her current brood.
"We have two dogs, Mabel and Wolf, and three cats at home, Charlie, George and Chairman. We have two cats on our farm, Tom and Little Sister, two horses, and two mini horses, Hannah and Tricky. We also have two cows, Holy and Madonna. And those are only the animals we let sleep in our bed."
Okay. Fine, Ellen And Portia!
We can handle you not having a child… as long as you promise to put one of your mini horses in a blazer!! LOL!
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