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Toddlers & Tiaras Is Back, And Sicker Than Ever
The most amazing/horrible show on TV is returning!!
As a Christmas (yep, Jesus' Birthday) present TLC is giving the gift of mixed emotions. The New season Toddlers & Tiaras premieres next Wednesday.
From the looks of it the moms are gonna be crazier and the children more terrifying and sequined-covered than ever before! We are so excited — but we might have to call CPS.
Watch the (above) promo for the new season of Toddlers & Tiaras and try not to laugh or cry. We dare you.
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