Now that's a poem!
Beyoncé recently appeared in a new fashion spread for CR Fashion Book, but it wasn't her flawless looks that had our attention.
We already knew all about that!
A bunch of parents in Chicago accidently took their children to a NC-17 viewing of Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked last week!
A few minutes into the film this gap-toothed beauty (above), who goes by Edward Brown, took his clothes off and paraded in front of the audience of children and adults with bad taste in movies.
We assumed that Brown thought his sack would be an entertaining break from an otherwise boring film. But according to our source,
"Brown later told police that a woman had promised him crack and sex if he sat in the front row of the theater and took off his clothes."
Brown was soon arrested.
As for his dream woman? We're not sure someone that perfect could possibly be real.