This is all happening so fast we can barely keep up!
But if you're STILL not convinced she's the right choice, we have something that might change your mind!
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We pretty much have nothing left to say about this, except that the Teen Mom curse has struck again.
As you can see, Jenelle Evans put on her best smile for her latest mugshot. We'll just call this one the 2012 Winter Quarter edition. Or the Creepy Smile Joker edition. Whatevs.
So, what's the latest offense?
The Teen Mom 2 star was arrested in North Carolina on Tuesday after allegedly making harassing phone calls to her former roommate Hannah Inman. She was later released on $1,000 bond before writing on her Twitter:
"I'm free as a biiirrrrddddd :D."
Does she not realize that she won't be "free as a biiirrrrddddd" for long if she continues to violate her parole??
Her attorney Anthony Sullivan of course claims there's no validity to the charges, saying that the charges pressed against her were in retaliation for charges Jenelle pressed against her former boss James Duffy last week.
"Yes, Jenelle was charged with those charges today after she had taken charges out on James Duffy several days ago. Obviously, I feel that these charges against Jenelle are completely absurd and retaliatory in nature."
Jenelle also wrote on her Facebook to "clear the air":
"Yes I was arrested again. It’s okay, Hannah’s just calling her own bluffs. How can I harass u with phone calls when u clearly don’t own a cell phone? I’ve dropped this argument weeks ago. Haven’t been paying attention to u but u have the balls to tell yr little 'fans'.. 'imma f**king kill that bitch' ?! How’s threatening who here ?! Lmao she’s mad cuz I took out charges first on Duffy for cyber stalking. She claims that she move out becuz I said I would 'eventually kill her' when clearly her old phone has texts that states 'look I’m moving out to yr house Duffy so we can move to new jersey so I can get famous for my singing.' Yes u set me up and yes u will go down. CAN’T WAIT FOR COURT!
Not to mention I REALLY dot give a f**k about Hannah or Duffy when I’ve been in and out of the hospital for 3 weeks now with mono/strep and have to get my tonsils out. Yeah as I’m about to walk out the door to go to the hospital the cop is at my door and I got down on my knees and poured out tears. I was so upset. I had to go to jail THEN go to the hospital. I feel like sh!t, would greatly appreciate it if everyone would drop it. K?! Thxxxx!"
Huh?!? What in the world is she talking about?? Does anyone make sense of this? It's just ridiculous dramz that nobody cares about. BE AN ADULT, JENELLE.
Srsly though, is anyone else just as relieved as we are that her son Jace is not in her care??