Celebrities fall in love, get married, and have children just like the rest of us.
However, when it comes to naming their children, stars do things a little differently.
Actually, VERY differently.
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Gwyneth Paltrow wants everyone to know her son, Moses Bruce Anthony Martin, is better than you.
It's not her fault. She has the money, the time and the Gwyneth classy-classness to spark a deep appreciation of landscape art in her 5-year-old — and she's gonna show it off!
The actress bragged about her darling boy via twitter, posting this pic and writing:
"Me and my man at the incredible David Hockney landscape show at the Royal Academy. Could almost feel the wind."
We're this is exactly how Moses wanted to spend his afternoon.
(OMG! We think we found a suitable match for Suri!)