Introducing Lexi Sullivan!!
She is the newest spoiled
singer lip-syncer from Ark Music Factory, and the video (above) is her masterpiece, Hot Stuff.
Like most ARK songs, this message isn't entirely clear (or audible)
Here's what we think the song is about:
Lexi likes some 45 pound blonde boy, and thinks he is "hot stuff". HOWEVES, the tiny boy is kind of a dick, so, his glasses break and he keeps looking at the camera. Also, we think it's important to point out that Lexi is wearing a retainer. LOL!
Sure, the video doesn't have much of a story — but Lexi's song is NOT missing the classic random-rapper interruption we all love / are horribly confused by!
In fact Lexi's rapper cameo is none other than ARK's founder, "Pato"! (Wonder if that cost extra??)
Pato starts off the song with gibberish then later breaks it down with this line of pure poetry:
"Sound the alarm. I wanna say. I wanna scream, yeah. I can only imagine why so manny people think they're so cool. Come on. Let me see you make some noise."
What does seeing people make noise look like? We're not sure, but since Pato IS singing this to minors we're just a bit concerned.
Feast your eyes and ears on ARK's newest disaster!!
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