Oh, HELL naw!
Tennessee state representative and all around sweetheart, Stacey Campfield, wants to help you help your kids stay gay free.
He's trying to get his “Don’t Say Gay” bill passed. If passed, his creatively named bill would prohibit public school teachers from talking about gays in the classroom.
His plan to keep kids from learning about gayness, and thus not "becoming" gay, could all be foiled by one smutty TV show: Modern Family!
He suggests parents ban Modern Family to keep them safe from the evil knowledge.
We wish him zero luck.