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While we know the young boy had good intentions, someone needs to tell this tyke that life is not a comic book! Mom? Dad? Anyone?!
Lilam Baird snuck out of his home in the dead of night, dressed in all black. Armed with his Nerf guns, the young man took to the streets of Oregon, looking for ne'er-do-wells and evildoers!
Luckily, young Lilam didn't run into any baddies before a police officer found him and took him home.
Check out the video (above) to hear about the junior Batman!
Leave it to the professionals, buddy. At least now. Kudos for your courage and bravery, though! We can't wait to see what you do when you're all grown up!