Now that's a poem!
Beyoncé recently appeared in a new fashion spread for CR Fashion Book, but it wasn't her flawless looks that had our attention.
We already knew all about that!
First it was her overactive sex drive, now it's all about how much fluid she has in her womb.
She then continued:
"Apparently I have a lot of amniotic fluid, so whenever my water breaks it will be like a fire hydrant!"
EWWWW!! Images in our heads that we can't erase!! GAAAH!!
At least the gurl isn't nervous about going into labor. Jess says she's "ready to push," which means she actually has no idea what she's really in for.
She did describe her recent baby shower though! And it sounded like a scene straight out of Steel Magnolias.
"It was a Charlotte's Web thing. We had a whole fair. We had fried Oreos!"
Ha! That's exactly how we imagined her baby shower to look like.
[Image via WENN.]