Most of the time we try to ignore Octo-Mom, but this craAAaziness is hard to pass up.
Nadya Suleman has taken a break from using her 14 children to get her attention — and is instead using her "sexy" body.
Octo-mom insists that she's showing off her post-baby body to prove that she "just pinged back into shape like a rubber band after the kids." Suleman claims:
"I don’t know how I did it. I eat like a horse, don’t count calories and have never owned a set of scales."
If you're (like us) thinking that she is showing off her body to attract sex appeal, Octo-mommy has a message for you: HOW DARE YOU?!
The naked cover girl says:
“I get way too much male attention, but I won’t date until the octuplets are 18 – I live for them now. I know a lot of women like male attention, but I’ll go out with no make-up on and wear tracksuits, a wig and even a fake pregnancy stomach to put them off.”
WTF?? Where does she even get a fake belly??
Seems like stripping down for a magazine cover might undo all that odd work….