Celebrities fall in love, get married, and have children just like the rest of us.
However, when it comes to naming their children, stars do things a little differently.
Actually, VERY differently.
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Father of the Year points?
Lance Armstrong ran a long, arduous race for this year's Memorial Hermann 70.3 Ironman triathlon.
Except he doesn't even pay her attention!
Check out the video above to see Lance blow off his baybay!
Not cool, Lance…not cool…