Now that's a poem!
Beyoncé recently appeared in a new fashion spread for CR Fashion Book, but it wasn't her flawless looks that had our attention.
We already knew all about that!
Father of the Year points?
Lance Armstrong ran a long, arduous race for this year's Memorial Hermann 70.3 Ironman triathlon.
Except he doesn't even pay her attention!
Check out the video above to see Lance blow off his baybay!
Not cool, Lance…not cool…