But apparently the duchess has other pressing matters on her mind, and babies aren't at the top of her list.
"Personally, I think the biggest pressure on Kate is the dumb behavior of her sister, Pippa, and, now, her brother, James. Did you know that James has a company that produces cakes and sponges bearing 'naughty' icing slogans such as 'Jiggly Jugs' and 'Wriggly Willies'?"
That actually sounds pretty clever and funny. Wait, uh, we mean that sounds HORRIBLE.
How could someone ever do that?
Don't ever mess with the cakes!
Eventually, Kate is going to have children. It's required and expected of her to produce a royal heir.
The question isn't IF she will have rugrats, but rather WHEN?
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