Octo-Mom Thinks She's Done A Good Job In Porno So Far

That's a wrap!
Octo-Mom is going through some "hard times."
However, she remains hopeful she can "extend" her chances of success by "pounding" away at life until she reaches a happy "climax."
In other words - she had a good first day on her new porno job! LOLz!
Here's what Octo-Mom said:
"My first shoot was amazing. Such a learning experience for me in so many ways. I don't think I could have asked for a better crew to work with. They were so patient and willing to teach me. I owe a lot to Wicked Pictures contract star Jessica Drake; she opened my eyes to a whole different world of self-pleasure that I could have never imagined. They made me look so glamorous, and for the first time in my life, I felt beautiful and sexy. I'm very excited for it to come out!"
Times are tough.
If this is the way for the mom to provide a happy life for her kids, who are we to judge?
Still it's relatively early. Hopefully her success isn't "premature."
Sorry. We couldn't help ourselves!
[Image via Nadya Suleman.]
Tags: broke, masterbation, nadya suleman, octomom, porn, self pleasure



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