Now that's a poem!
Beyoncé recently appeared in a new fashion spread for CR Fashion Book, but it wasn't her flawless looks that had our attention.
We already knew all about that!
Amber Portwood is locked up and they won't let the Teen Mom out.
The reality television star was sent back to the big house after she lied to her probation officer in order to miss her weekly drug court appointment.
She apparently told her case manager she had been ordered by her doctor to stay in bed after gall bladder surgery, but when the case manager called the doctor directly - the doctor called B.S. on Portwood and insisted she was absolutely capable of appearing in court.
Damn, girl, this is the LAW you're dealing with. You're not in school anymore!
Once it was confirmed that she was playing hooky, the Teen Mom was immediately hauled off to jail and will stay there for at least a few weeks until the judge decides what her ultimate punishment will be.
We seriously hope she pulls it together if not for herself then at least for her child.
We're not sure though if she's able to at this point.
[Image via Ramey Pix.]