It turns out, however, that the man has got a huuuuge heart to go along with his perfect features.
Matthew McConaughey's charity, j.k. livin foundation, is auctioning off extremely COOL prizes including a signed autograph from Mr. 'I'm Extremely Hot' himself.
Here's what the charity's website says:
"The just keep livin foundation is dedicated to helping teenage kids lead active lives and make healthy choices to become great men and women."
What surprises can we expect from the actor next? Is he a Shakespeare scholar, too?
Nothing would surprise us anymore.
We know we will!